Monday, September 22, 2008
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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Friday, September 19, 2008
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Party like it's Jack 99.
Monday, September 15, 2008
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Antepenultimate Jack!
 
Friday, August 8, 2008
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Wave your Jack in the air, like you care.
Monday, April 21, 2008
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Nate's Final Episode
Monday, March 31, 2008
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The April Fools Episode
 
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
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A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
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Pants Suits
Friday, May 16, 2008
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Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
a
  Moose. Floppy nose moose.

I call foul! (SPOILERS!) In

I call foul!

(SPOILERS!)

In the JA--Rip van Winkle had a long beard AND long hair after he slept for so many years--at least, that's how I've always seen him portrayed.

What, no "ego" option for

What, no "ego" option for Gene Simmons?

Currently 3rd! And I didn't

Currently 3rd!
And I didn't manage to answer Q2 & DoD because I got a phone call in the middle of the game!

you should retake the "TEST"

you should retake the "TEST" - don't be hard on yourself

very impressive

very impressive beamerboy!

yeah what the hell was Mr. Mackey?!

and for Gene Simmons, i totally got distracted cuz i thought Richard Simmons! bwah!

Me too! That was weird.

Me too! That was weird.

And I was thinking Gene

And I was thinking Gene Shalit. We were all kinds of wrong! Somehow, I still managed to get it right, though.

Wait...you thought Gene

Wait...you thought Gene Shalit, and answered tongue?

I'm now absolutely terrified...

*SpOiLeR* Mr. Mackey is the

*SpOiLeR*

Mr. Mackey is the school counselor from South Park, with a giant, balloon-like head.

Ow! Under $1,000 by the end

Ow! Under $1,000 by the end of question 5. Almost my worst game ever. Made up for it in the JA, but still, ow.

yeah what the hell was Mr.

yeah what the hell was Mr. Mackey?!

His head

From south park

Got mostly everything right,

Got mostly everything right, but waited a long time to answer. Whoops.

Ow-I'm an idiot (today at

Ow-I'm an idiot (today at least) :):)

Saved by the JA. Was

Saved by the JA. Was Negative until question #5. Ended about $17,000 thanks to JA.

24,088 2/64 ... yay! would

24,088 2/64 ... yay!

would have done better if I knew who Dirk Diggler was.

negative until JA, itchy

negative until JA, itchy spacebar finger prevented a perfect Attack :(

$11,815 37/67 meh

$21,274 and 5/73 (for

$21,274 and 5/73 (for now)...I need to brush up on Jimmy Buffett and clownfish.

(What, you think I'm going to read classic books?)

OMFG! am i the only one who

OMFG! am i the only one who noticed this?
there is a very small window of space where, if you rol your mouse over it at the loading screen, jack's eyes turn a FIERY RED!

oooOOOOooo

Yes, it's been like that for

Yes, it's been like that for many many episodes.
However...
http://it.tmcnet.com/news/2008/08/12/3597584.htm

YDKJ GETS AN OFFICIAL REVIVAL OUTSIDE OF BROSER-BASED FORM! YAY!

From your link: "In the

From your link:
"In the mid-90s YOU DON'T KNOW JACK blew everyone away. Jellyvision established -- way ahead of its time -- a new genre of interactive entertainment: the Interactive Game Show. Our mission now is to fully explore this genre, using the insane creative talent at Jellyvision, and build huge new brands that run on every platform that makes sense -- the three consoles, PC, mobile, handheld, coin-op, Vegas. And, of course, we're going to start by truly reincarnating YOU DON'T KNOW
JACK."

Interesting.

Oh, the creative talent at

Oh, the creative talent at Jellyvision are insane? All becomes clear.

Meh, was negative all the

Meh, was negative all the way to the Jack Attack, i'm stupid today! That is correct, according to JMChurch!

Woo, 19th place for now,

Woo, 19th place for now, with over $18702, my second best score ever! WOOHOO!......and I WAS SO CLOSE TO 20K!!! SO CLOSE!!!

So I have concluded that

So I have concluded that whoever reviewed those books was probably drunk. I still finished though!

My brain hurts... too

My brain hurts... too inflated.

I just suck. Now Dirk

I just suck. Now Dirk Diggler is going to drive me nuts because that name is so damn familiar and I can't think of it.

He's a character in 'Boogie

He's a character in 'Boogie Nights.'

Once again, being a little

Once again, being a little more daring would have been good. But I'll take 8/287.

yeah i ranked 20/312

yeah i ranked 20/312

Damn it I totally knew what

Damn it I totally knew what sex bid meant, and I hit the wrong key (thought my pinkie was on the tilde). I wasn't even thinking.

Again, I rock! Dirk Diggler

Again, I rock! Dirk Diggler was a pornstar in the 1970's, the movie Boogie Nights was based on his life. Also, Mr. Mackey is the school counselor on South Park. $26,826. 2/330

Dirk Diggler=fictional

Dirk Diggler=fictional

$16,018 OUCH! I'd better

$16,018 OUCH! I'd better get my classic Greek feet down to the record shop to buy me some Jimmy Buffet.

Ow, Ow. Ow. Ow.

Ow, Ow. Ow. Ow. Just...ow.

-Auro

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