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Jack your jack around this Jack, Jack.
It's summer. Stay inside and play Jack.
Grab your flux capacitor and fire up Jack 88.
Nate's Final Episode
Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
There's no frost on this Jack.
Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
One, um... one... uh... DisOrDat.
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Almost had a perfect gameSubmitted by Timmy1984 on Fri, 2008-05-30 00:03.
Almost had a perfect game again, but a 5/7 on the DOD made sure that wouldn't happen. For some reason, it seems like the Qs have gotten easier ever since Nate left. Eh, maybe I can just think clearer now without the lingering smell of his chicken fingers getting in the way. Thank god I know my drugs.Submitted by shma on Fri, 2008-05-30 00:25.
Thank god I know my drugs. Love the comment at the end: "Hey, maybe if you weren't an expert on drugs, you'd know some other stuff." You got a comment? All I gotSubmitted by Merricat on Fri, 2008-05-30 14:20.
You got a comment? All I got was some goofy laughter. On mine, he talked slowlySubmitted by Red Hood on Sat, 2008-06-07 15:45.
On mine, he talked slowly and said: "My head feels funny. I think I better go lie down." *SPOILER* *SPOILER* *SPOILER*Submitted by Luckybot777 on Fri, 2008-05-30 00:43.
*SPOILER* Was I the only one who, at first, didn't understand the candy question? What's up JV and Mr. Masterson? No both this time around? I could think up a villain and craps... uh... no I can't. Carry on. Ha! "Being High on Life!" ~DELI Why didn't you give them toSubmitted by MowDownJoe on Fri, 2008-05-30 20:53.
Why didn't you give them to Rulz when he was still around? Or was he your supplier? Nope, not my supplier. MineSubmitted by Luckybot777 on Sat, 2008-05-31 02:57.
Nope, not my supplier. Mine is home grown/chemically created... besides, I don't take cheating money... real OR game show parody. I may be high on life, but I'm not that stupid. ~DELI P.S. The funny thing is I've seen Rulz comment on an episode before, not a DoD (I forget which) but I laughed out loud when he/she mentioned that he/she didn't get FIRST! *chuckles* at cookie's acidSubmitted by bobtheinsane on Fri, 2008-05-30 00:44.
*chuckles* at cookie's acid trip... shouldn't have licked that "L" As for the JA, all the answers came up as the first answer and the second answer always came in faster than I could hit the space bar... sodding annoying... but that's the way the JA works I guess... And there was great suck.Submitted by QuantumKitsune on Fri, 2008-05-30 00:49.
And there was great suck. Turns out, I don't know many illegal drug nicknames. WHAT!?! What's wrong withSubmitted by Luckybot777 on Fri, 2008-05-30 01:16.
WHAT!?! What's wrong with you? ... haha.. I'm just kidding. Don't kill me. Please... ~DELI I can't resistSubmitted by impromptuJ on Fri, 2008-05-30 01:37.
I can't resist boasting-- Hooray! My second perfect game! (First was back in February.) I agree that the games are getting easier, but they're also a bit more fun than they used to be. I think the grind of pumping out a D or D every day was preventing them from pumping out a quality trivia game--I was getting sick of answering questions involving a lot of jargon (obscure medical or computer terminology, or antiquated versions of common english words), where each answer was basically a shot in the dark. But THIS is the sort of trivia I live for! ...and I rather like boosting my stats, too. :P I think you're right,Submitted by Merricat on Fri, 2008-05-30 14:19.
I think you're right, impromptu. I sort of miss the DoD parade, but by the last few months I could have gotten better scores just closing my eyes and clicking away: total guess-o-thons. This one left me at 16/148, and being in the top 20 seems pretty high to me. It's the second YDNJ in a row that had a lot of "hey, I actually KNOW this!" moments for me. Nice work, Jellyvision. Love, Merri *possible spoilerness below* PS: on the JA, I did get the right answer for the...er... "E" one, but only through process of elimination. What the heck is it actually? What was ecstasy? That wasSubmitted by TheGoldenboy on Fri, 2008-05-30 02:11.
What was ecstasy? That was the only 1 I didn't know in the JA! By the way, 4/37, try ur best 2 beat my score!!! Thank goodness for JA whichSubmitted by njeyeguy on Fri, 2008-05-30 05:00.
Thank goodness for JA which returned me to positive dollars. I think I got one question right in the regular list. Maybe they're just picking topics outside my scope. Oh well, until Monday. Jellyvision, remember, aSubmitted by MadWritter on Fri, 2008-05-30 05:37.
Jellyvision, remember, a REAL full episode of "You Don't Know, Jack" is 13 questions. No, ifs, ands or buts! Logging off, And since when was the aSubmitted by Marlonbrando on Sat, 2008-05-31 00:19.
And since when was the a comma in between Know and Jack. This isn't even supposed to be a full game. Isn't a truly full game ofSubmitted by retroman28 on Sat, 2008-05-31 00:45.
Isn't a truly full game of You Don't Know Jack 21 questions? Round 1, Round 2 and JA. I miss screw your neighbor. Yes - I agree on all counts!Submitted by wisco teach on Tue, 2008-06-03 20:21.
Yes - I agree on all counts! I must confess, I cheated onSubmitted by videogamer810 on Fri, 2008-05-30 06:44.
I must confess, I cheated on the Google question. I opened a new tab and went to the site to check. I didn't really know the answer. :'( PHEW! It's nice to get that off my chest. :D $12,612 I did the stupid opposite ofSubmitted by peateargriffin on Fri, 2008-05-30 09:11.
I did the stupid opposite of that. I had Google Sidebar open and didn't even check it, and guessed wrong. Videogamer, I'm shocked! HowSubmitted by Merricat on Fri, 2008-05-30 14:22.
Videogamer, I'm shocked! How could you! No WAY *cough* would I have *cough* thought of doing *hack* any such thing! *cough choke hack* ;) I had a slightly differentSubmitted by CaptainSpam on Fri, 2008-05-30 20:26.
I had a slightly different strategy. First, I drove the palm of my hand directly into my forehead. Then, I bashed my head into the table numerous times, all while saying to myself, "Damnit, I know this, I know this, I don't need to cheat", all until about three seconds left, when I promptly got it wrong. Your strategy may work better, I'll admit. :-) Just got a score of 22K+ MySubmitted by KyleOrl on Fri, 2008-05-30 07:09.
Just got a score of 22K+ My ranking? 6/66. The ranking of the beast! DoD kept me from scoringSubmitted by cooper on Fri, 2008-05-30 09:44.
DoD kept me from scoring big....hey cookmeister - maybe you can use that line the next time you can't get a date... I'm certainly enjoying theSubmitted by Devinoch on Fri, 2008-05-30 11:36.
I'm certainly enjoying the Friday full episodes, but I miss my mini bursts the rest of the week... When a certain question cameSubmitted by retroman28 on Fri, 2008-05-30 11:39.
When a certain question came up in the JA I couldn't get the image of Quagmire and Jennifer Love Hewitt from Family guy out of my head. I truly do not know Jack.Submitted by gizmojones on Fri, 2008-05-30 14:22.
I truly do not know Jack. But I do know that gorillas and chimpanzees aren't monkeys. I am wearing my GoogleSubmitted by tlhinman on Fri, 2008-05-30 14:38.
I am wearing my Google T-shirt right now. But I knew it anyway. I got the methamphetamines answer right, and then proceeded to select methamphetamines again on the next one four seconds later. I am an idiot. $15,950... strange how it isSubmitted by StormDragonZ on Fri, 2008-05-30 16:49.
$15,950... strange how it is such a nice rounded number. I didn't get one question wrong, but didn't answer 2 of the Jack Attack. 65 / 166 I had the neverending musicSubmitted by Luci on Fri, 2008-05-30 20:44.
I had the neverending music problem for the first time tonight. I found it very distracting. :( I had a bad day and thisSubmitted by Damsel on Ice on Fri, 2008-05-30 20:53.
I had a bad day and this certainly cheered me up. $16,801 and 66/196 with a 4/7 DoD, 2 questions wrong, and only one wrong on JA. **SPOiLERS! I disagree that the episodesSubmitted by sinusoidally on Fri, 2008-05-30 21:29.
I disagree that the episodes are getting easier. It's probably just me and my oddball brain, but I've found that the last half dozenish episodes have been fairly difficult, with the exception of this episode, which made me feel good about myself . . . until I started playing "slap that spacebar at completely random intervals!" during the JA. Tankage! I put cocaine for one, andSubmitted by Game Keeper on Fri, 2008-05-30 21:41.
I put cocaine for one, and then decided to guess cocaine on the next one. I'm not on drugs! Really! I didn't do well on the rest, which puts me near the bottom. My game stopped when I gotSubmitted by Marlonbrando on Sat, 2008-05-31 00:23.
My game stopped when I got the the DoD. HELP!!! More mediocrity. ThankSubmitted by mochaloca85 on Sat, 2008-05-31 00:41.
More mediocrity. Thank Merlin I read that book about the great minds of the last century and how they all fried their brains a few years back. Or else, I would've been really screwed. hahahah sad, I can'tSubmitted by ZoloftSmoothie on Sat, 2008-05-31 11:10.
hahahah sad, I can't remember the last time I got 7/7 on the JA Is that bad that I basicallySubmitted by sakurarocket on Sat, 2008-05-31 16:29.
Is that bad that I basically aced the JA? I say basically because unfortunately my finger slipped on one :( Finger... why are they called fingers, I never see them fing. Wow... The drugs saved me fromSubmitted by jademyst on Sat, 2008-05-31 22:37.
The drugs saved me from complete embarrassment--and I should have checked the Google homepage because my Google toolbar has a BLUE L and it messed me up completely. :( Hardest game ever, easiestSubmitted by jhohcable on Sat, 2008-05-31 23:35.
Hardest game ever, easiest Jack Attack ever. Would've aced the game if mySubmitted by Hanofer on Mon, 2008-06-02 22:13.
Would've aced the game if my finger hadn't twitched during the Attack. As it is I stand at 7/248. My best score evah! I knew them! I knew them! ISubmitted by Lirael on Mon, 2008-06-02 22:48.
I knew them! I knew them! I knew the answers! After weeks of dismal scores, it's a relief to feel mildly intelligent again. Weird, weird glitch on theSubmitted by snowed in on Tue, 2008-06-03 11:26.
Weird, weird glitch on the Attack...hit the right answer on ecstasy, heard sound effects for about three right answers, and then was presented ecstasy again. (But I wasn't presented a couple that I skipped.) Getting it right twice (or four times, or whatever) did nothing to help my score on this one. Worst DoD ever....but the JASubmitted by elite fencer on Wed, 2008-06-04 10:15.
Worst DoD ever....but the JA was actually quite easy. I did awesome at the outset,Submitted by chelseabees on Wed, 2008-06-18 16:33.
I did awesome at the outset, but it all went downhill. My finger even went twitchy on the JA so the ones I got right got deducted towards the end. Ugh. |
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I'd say it's easy enough.
I'd say it's easy enough. Good luck.
If you're a smart cop or a stoner who knows his stuff, you'll get the JA easily.