Monday, July 21, 2008
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Jackbaya, my lord! Jackbaya!
Friday, July 18, 2008
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Jack. More fun than a tiny barrel of monkeys.
Monday, July 14, 2008
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Jack. Cold-filtered high atop a mountain.
 
Monday, April 21, 2008
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Nate's Final Episode
Monday, March 5, 2007
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Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
Monday, December 24, 2007
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There's no frost on this Jack.
 
Friday, May 16, 2008
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Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
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A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
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One, um... one... uh... DisOrDat.
Attention eco-dorks! The eggheads at Xerox have developed a self-erasing paper that can be used over and over again. Special molecules in the paper create a print when exposed to UV light, and then, after 24 hours, the molecules return to their original form and the print disappears. Rumor has it, an erasable toilet paper version is being tested, with WAAAAAY more disgusting results. Anyway, I’ve written seven words on a piece of self-erasing paper that has already started erasing. I’m going to read off the seven two-letter words that remain on the paper and, for each one, tell me if it’s # a real English language word, found at dictionary.com, or if it’s # not a real word, just a couple of leftover letters. If it’s an % a real word # press 1. If it’s a % not a real word # press 2. To skip, press four. Each one right gets you 250 p.t.’s. % Get it wrong and you’re fk’ed. % And like the words, your time is short. % Finish quick before this question self-erases. Go! Questions: aa ka wo pl ut ak
  Moose. Floppy nose moose.

I had something witty to put

I had something witty to put here... but cookie stole my scrabble line... So I'll just giggle at the grandeur that is jack and feel happy that I troll-blocked the first post...

Hey Rulz, missed ya on

Hey Rulz, missed ya on Monday, man. I'm only gonna ask but one question, so you can't even accuse me of attacking you.

Why didn't you seize the day and take the opportunity to prove yourself by doing Monday's Episode and then tell everyone your score?

Give me a reason, man. It'll help get them off your back (am I right people?)

Well to be precise, Monday

Well to be precise, Monday was my 31st b-day, that's why I didn't play the 63rd episode of YDKJ. Besides I suck at the episodes of YDKJ but the DOD's= Dis or Dat's I'm ok at them (am I right people?)

Happy Birthday, then! Well,

Happy Birthday, then! Well, I'll be waiting next Monday, then. The point of the game isn't to do well (I utterly bombed this one), it's to have fun. In all reality, I don't care what I got, it's only a pleasant diversion. As in "Who's Line is it Anyways", the points don't matter. I don't care if someone gets better than me. I just hate all this fighting that's erupting; so don't worry about scores. Your comments are memorable enough (and you have made a bunch of good jokes) and I'm sure that even if your scores took a dip, you wouldn't be hated. In fact, a lack of bragging, and you might become famous instead of infamous. My $0.02.

THe points are useless, like

THe points are useless, like the drapes in Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee's bedroom.

Also, precision would be

Also, precision would be telling me the time. Down to the second.

Nothing's stopping you from

Nothing's stopping you from playing it now, is it? After all, any of the episodes can be played on any day--and the fact that you're 31 years old and still cheating at games AND bragging about the results you get from cheating on said games just makes you all that more pathetic.

Happy birthday, then!

Happy birthday, then!

Happy Birthday, man!

Happy Birthday, man!

Well, alright, happy 31st

Well, alright, happy 31st birthday! Did your mom give you a party at Chuck E. Cheese, or did she just bring a cake down to your "apartment" in the basement?

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

my take would be that Monday

my take would be that Monday episodes take too long to cheat at and troll at... so much effort for the little satisfaction he drains from this.

Also, this game isn't for kids. It says it on the front of every game, so can:

A) Cookie please say fuck cunt shit more often.

B) People stop whining that it should be censored.

Looks easy at first...but

Looks easy at first...but its up to you to decide that the rest of the game lol.

Good luck.

I hate Scrabble and I hated

I hate Scrabble and I hated this.

Terrible: 4/7. Was that

Terrible: 4/7.

Was that Nate's face I saw on the paper right before Cookie took it away?

YES I W-O-N! No I don't know

YES I W-O-N! No I don't know how do play Scrabble Cookie b/c I suck at it. What's the deal with the self erasing paper, I mean who comes up with this stuff anyway? I've never heard of paper that erases itself. I mean there are pencils that have erasers on them & there are pens that have erasers on them, too. Score: $4097 ranking: 1/14.

Interesting how that took

Interesting how that took you about eight minutes. you know, being a 30 second quiz and all.

Successful trap is

Successful trap is successful.

omg, did anyone see the

omg, did anyone see the drawing of Nate? It's very faint and appears right after the words disappear from the paper and shows at the upper right hand corner of the paper. At least I think it was Nate. Who else wears glasses and has longish hair?

Um. I really didn't believe

Um. I really didn't believe it at first, but I went and checked it out and it scared the snot out of me. It's kinda like those "Let's stare at this picture for a few seconds and another scary picture pops out and screams at you" sort of deals... but quite and subtle... and with Nate's face...

Go ahead, make fun of me.

~DELI

Um, I think you guys are

Um, I think you guys are seeing things.

There's definitely a face

There's definitely a face there, but I didn't realize it was Nate's. It's at the far right of the picture and only starts fading in at the very end.

EDIT: In fact I looked again and I'm not convinced it's Nate. Looks like it's somebody with much more hair.

I know that when I grow my

I know that when I grow my hair out, I change into someone else.

I played through again just

I played through again just because of that post and saw no picture at any point... just already self erased b the time I've got to it?

I thought this DisOrDat

I thought this DisOrDat might be about Metal Gear in some way.

THERE HE IS

THERE HE IS

LOL, I'd not thought about

LOL, I'd not thought about it at the time, but in retrospect that would have been awesome!

I'm a competitive crossword

I'm a competitive crossword solver, not a Scrabble player. We have no business with two-letter words.

I thought it was Jesus'

I thought it was Jesus' image appearing...is it a miracle?

A competitive Scrabble

A competitive Scrabble player should get 7/7. Therefore, I only got 2/7.

Funny how he made the

Funny how he made the Scrabble comment...I did relatively well on this one because I really like to play Scrabble...

Haven't played scrabble in

Haven't played scrabble in awhile. Hence a 3/7 and 109/145. Wouldn't have figured some of those anyway.

159/161 ... just shocked

159/161
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just shocked that i haven't come last yet!

159/161 ... just shocked

159/161
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just shocked that i haven't come last yet!

LOL "Get the wrong answer

LOL "Get the wrong answer and you're FK'd"

Or, when I finished: "Wow. That performance sucked SH"

Thanks for the encouragement, Cookie.

I love the Jesus watermark

I love the Jesus watermark cameo.

I was too busy laughing at

I was too busy laughing at the Nate cameo to hear the instructions...consequently...I sucked....large

17/193 Not too bad despite I

17/193

Not too bad despite I just took a nap earlier.

5 words out of 7, so better than bad.

Oh man, I did absolutely

Oh man, I did absolutely horrible. lol Worst DOD I've ever had.

$504
1/7
Rank: 194/194

AK isn't a real word?! I

AK isn't a real word?! I ougta take out my AK on Cookie.

You're going to take your

You're going to take your Alaska out on cookie?

Abbreviations aren't words.

Abbreviations aren't words. Not even when they're half of the name of a weapon. Sorry.

TU no incluyes palabras

TU no incluyes palabras espanoles? Estoy enojado contigo!

I am pumped to see AA though. I was hoping to see that, and Jellyvision isn't one to disappoint :)

ai gt rk 52/257... wc ms ai pt aw in yu :)

I sucked at that one :( Wow,

I sucked at that one :( Wow, WWEFanRulz wasn't so abrasive in his comments this time. There is no way you are 31 years old though... maybe cut that in half and we're closer to the truth.

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