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Jackbaya, my lord! Jackbaya!
Jack. More fun than a tiny barrel of monkeys.
Jack. Cold-filtered high atop a mountain.
Nate's Final Episode
Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
There's no frost on this Jack.
Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
One, um... one... uh... DisOrDat.
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What smells like carp?! A San Diego woman has a disease that makes her smell like a fish. Tammy Gobin suffers from Trimethylaminuria, which means her body cannot process trimethylamine, a chemical in many foods that causes her body to emit a fishy odor. The disease is commonly called, yes, Fish Odor Syndrome. Her husband said they would’ve contacted the doctor sooner, but they needed the caviar. [SFX: rimshot]
So I’m gonna read off names of diseases. For each one, tell me if it’s # an actual disease or syndrome, or # a fictional disease from a movie. If it’s an % actual disease # press 1. If it’s a % movie disease # press 2. To skip, press four. Each one right gets you 250 mre minutes to live. % Each one wrong cuts your life expectancy by 250. % And you’ve only got 30 seconds to find the cure. % The future of the human race depends on you! Now go!
Questions:
Alice in Wonderland Syndrome
Andromeda Strain
Maple Syrup Urine Disease
Werewolf Syndrome
Krippin Virus
Brain Cloud
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
Yeah I'm going to live & ISubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Thu, 2008-05-08 23:12.
Yeah I'm going to live & I found the antidote ha ha ha ha! Translation: I'm guessing the woman is allergic to fish or eating fish am I right people? I guess that's why cats like fish. Yes Cookie you are suffering from the fever of the flavor of a Pringles, ha ha ha ha! That's classic! Score: $4180 ranking: 1/6 I await your reply. P.S.Submitted by CEEtheDinoman on Thu, 2008-05-08 23:15.
I await your reply. P.S. You're not right. Dude, just go screw yourselfSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Thu, 2008-05-08 23:18.
Dude, just go screw yourself ok?! Just b/c I hit the proverbial F5 (refresh) button doesn't mean people cheat so get a clue u retard! Are we clear on that numbnuts? 1) You can't spell. 2) YourSubmitted by Merricat on Thu, 2008-05-08 23:55.
1) You can't spell. Pardon the indelicacy, but just how many times must one flush before you go away? What he means by refreshingSubmitted by dj HaQ on Fri, 2008-05-09 07:33.
What he means by refreshing is he takes one answer he knows, skips it, and writes down all the answers (or numbers to hit) on the first playthrough (assuming there is no "both"), Then he goes back with an answer key after refreshing the game. I thought this was fixed, though.... Edit: But that STILL counts as cheating. I doubt it can be fixed - itSubmitted by Lirael on Fri, 2008-05-09 07:56.
I doubt it can be fixed - it seems to be just the way Flash works. So he can continue on his merry jerkwad/dipsticky way. Lucky us. I don't recall any proverbsSubmitted by Timberwolf on Fri, 2008-05-09 07:21.
I don't recall any proverbs about the F5 key. Dumbshit. There are people who have noSubmitted by videogamer810 on Sat, 2008-05-10 11:37.
There are people who have no social lives. They go on the internet to fill the void. I won't lie, I am one of these people. Regardless of being low on the social totem pole, I still pride myself for being respectful to those who are respectful to me. I treat others as I am treated. There are jerks in the real world who believe that they are better than their peers simply because they are richer or stronger than those around them. They abuse whatever power they have acquired and derive happiness from it. And then there's a group that is generally considered to be lower than the above groups. It takes a special brand of social ineptitude to derive happiness from irritating people on the internet. The people who participate in this activity are known far and wide on the internet as trolls. On this medium, people cannot flaunt strength, intelligence, or riches. The resources required to do so are distributed evenly to everyone on the internet. To torture and insult others on the internet says nothing about one's abilities - only his unwillingness to be civil towards others. And yet, it is the troll's only opportunity to make himself heard in a world that has shunned him. Most people who are considered trolls are actually embittered souls that are aware of their hopeless situations, and they only participate in the activities of trolls because it takes their minds off of the pain of their insignificant existence. Real trolls, meanwhile, have lost themselves and barely cling on to what makes them human. They only live to sow chaos and dissent upon a growing medium. They have forgotten why they do so anymore, and only continue out of instinct. These truly pitiful beasts are beyond help. So, WWEFanRulz, I pose a question to you. Are you a human desperately trying to find happiness, stumbling through a world that cruelly rejects you? Can we help you to rediscover happiness and learn once more how good it feels to spread happiness to others. Or are you a troll, a beast that has lost all capability of rational thought and cannot be saved? Your next response shall be your answer. You may have posted wordsSubmitted by Danielgreenwolf on Sat, 2008-05-10 13:33.
You may have posted words outside of Rulz's vocabulary. I mean... WAAAAY outside. By the repetative nature of the boy's posts and lack of originality, its obvious we're dealing with one of the monosyllabic breed. But, I wish your question the best of luck. I hope it receives an answer. (I doubt it, though) -Much love, first to post!!! woohoo 3 ofSubmitted by cg on Thu, 2008-05-08 23:14.
first to post!!! woohoo 3 of 8. soso.. Hmmm...6/7. Or was it 5? ISubmitted by Merricat on Thu, 2008-05-08 23:54.
Hmmm...6/7. Or was it 5? I seem to have Super Short Memory Syndrome tonight. Too many diseases are phonySubmitted by njeyeguy on Fri, 2008-05-09 04:33.
Too many diseases are phony anymore that can actually be "diagnosed." It's irritating. I knew I was totally going to bomb this one. And I did not fail in my bombing. 2!! possibly my best scoreSubmitted by krissy on Fri, 2008-05-09 07:32.
2!! possibly my best score yet? Dear me, I'm not sureSubmitted by Angst on Wed, 2008-05-14 06:12.
Dear me, I'm not sure whether I should call a doctor or a plumber to assist you! ;) 3/7...either I don't watchSubmitted by snowed in on Fri, 2008-05-09 10:52.
3/7...either I don't watch enough movies or I don't get sick enough. Actually, I'm happy with both those choices. 8/136 - 7/7 - $3467 -Submitted by Devinoch on Fri, 2008-05-09 11:52.
8/136 - 7/7 - $3467 - Anything I recognized as a movie I said movie, and the rest I just assumed were all real (and weird) diseases... The last one? Is AWESOME. But I don't want to catch it. 137/152 3/7. I just keepSubmitted by retroman28 on Fri, 2008-05-09 13:39.
137/152 3/7. I just keep getting better this week. Hmm... If I market this as "Worn-Out Brain syndrome", slide some side effects in and can put part of the population into a panic to buy a capsule with a slightly higher dose of ginkobaloba then the fda allows for food/drinks, I can be a millionaire! Then who will need all this fake money? Not me. Thanks for the idea Jellyvision. Look for the ads next week. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Did anyone notice that BravoSubmitted by cooper on Fri, 2008-05-09 14:49.
Did anyone notice that Bravo Network is having a You Don't Know Jack weekend? It features two Tom Clancy flicks with two different Jacks - Baldwin and Ford. Cookie - I smell lawsuit here...oh, wait..no...it's just my crappy score. wow... I am SO surprised bySubmitted by Tiffany on Fri, 2008-05-09 15:35.
wow... I am SO surprised by most of these. I only got 2 right HAHA!!!!! Isn't there also this syndrome that like, causes people to cheat, like on, oh I don't know... games? 6/7... I keep doing well bySubmitted by sakurarocket on Fri, 2008-05-09 18:58.
6/7... I keep doing well by basically just guessing, I love today! Why can't every time I play YDKJ work out so well? Wow... I need a life. Above average, which is moreSubmitted by Game Keeper on Fri, 2008-05-09 22:46.
Above average, which is more than I can say a lot of the time. This was pretty good :) As far as comments, can't we all just get along? (Or at least ignore the people who don't get along) -- I'm going to get exploding head syndrome if I have to scroll down every time looking for real comments. 9/268! woot, i cantSubmitted by maggita on Sat, 2008-05-10 18:28.
9/268! woot, i cant rememeber the last time i got 7/7 or a DoD which is sad...even sadder i got 7/7 on this one... Why do you grant wwefanrulzSubmitted by AntiSoshel on Sun, 2008-05-11 18:00.
Why do you grant wwefanrulz the satisfaction? You're bigger losers than hi is. Exploding head?Submitted by lambda2262 on Mon, 2008-05-12 12:10.
Exploding head? Hmmmm...maybe I have that! It keeps me from knowing the correct answers. 14th out of 335. 6 out ofSubmitted by StormDragonZ on Mon, 2008-05-12 16:29.
14th out of 335. 6 out of 7. Messed up on the 1st one. Yeah, I only screwed up onSubmitted by elite fencer on Tue, 2008-05-13 09:09.
Yeah, I only screwed up on the Exploding Head one....ROTFLMAO xD I can't believe I only gotSubmitted by chelseabees on Thu, 2008-06-19 09:12.
I can't believe I only got two right. It's like I was purposefully clicking the wrong answers. |
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Did I beat Rulz? Imagine that! Well, beat comment-wise anyways, 'cause I don't cheat. BTW, Rulz, here's a special message (and if you have any balls whatsoever, you'll respond): The moment you play an actual episode (it's not too much longer than a DoD) and post your arrogant message with a score (obviously high due to your superior intelligence), that's when we'll think you're legit. With the scores you've been getting, it'll be a breeze. Next Monday I'll be looking your sorry-ass up.