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Friday, July 18, 2008 
Jack. More fun than a tiny barrel of monkeys.
Monday, March 5, 2007
Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Well, here’s a book I won’t read. Barbara Walters has written a tell-all book about her life. [SFX: pages flipping] Sounds pretty boring. Woah. What’s this. Walters admits she had an affair with U.S. Sentator Edward Brooke. Oo-la-la. Now we’re getting the dirt. I bet she asked him one of her dumb questions like, “If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?” and he said, “I don’t know about trees, baby, but I’m definitely getting wood.” [SFX: more page flipping] Maybe I should read this book. Ahem, anyway... I’m going to list off seven names. For each I want you to tell me if it’s # a current U.S. Senator, or # a type of tree. If it’s a % senator # press 1. If it’s a % tree # press 2. And to skip # press 4. Right answers will get you lots of green. % But answer wrong and you’ll be thrown out of office. % This interview will only last 30 seconds. % Let’s do this! Questions: Boxer Lugar Brownback Foxglove Hawthorn Wicker
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
Yeah I, too, am out-of-tuneSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Wed, 2008-05-07 23:16.
Yeah I, too, am out-of-tune with the world. Score: $4243 ranking: 1/7 I hope you people know your U.S. Senators & trees. This was a fairly easy/simple Dis or Dat & who are these so called "trolls" that you smart a**es keep referring to, ok? Grab a mirror, son. EDIT:Submitted by Merricat on Wed, 2008-05-07 23:31.
Grab a mirror, son. EDIT: Waaaaaait a second...did you say 1/7? Mother of God, is this the end of Rico??!!! Oh, hang on. You mean RANKING 1 of 7. Damn! For a second there I thought you had somehow developed honesty and integrity. So sorry - my only excuse is that it's late and I'm tired. I'll never accuse you of honesty again. That would roughly be you,Submitted by Ouroboros0427 on Thu, 2008-05-08 00:57.
That would roughly be you, Rulz. King of Trolls. Lord of Cheats. Prince of Dishonesty and Dishonor. ok? O "This was a fairlySubmitted by geetarcharlie17 on Thu, 2008-05-08 01:29.
"This was a fairly easy/simple Dis or Dat & who are these so called "trolls" that you smart a**es keep referring to, ok?" Hahaha your grammar amuses me. *bonks head* Oh yeah I forgot, some trolls don't even know what trolls are. I agree...look in the mirror. And another thing, you ask people not to hate on you but you hate on people and you still cheat. I don't know about you, dude. oh yeah one more thing: FUCK, ASS, BITCH, SHIT, TITS, COCK....quit censoring yourself when we all know you're a big hypocrite. Pussy. Your rank: 6,809,000,001/6,809,000,000 in life. I have something to get offSubmitted by retroman28 on Thu, 2008-05-08 15:16.
I have something to get off my chest today. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Thanks! I feel better now. Troll: someone who enjoysSubmitted by drkenfp on Thu, 2008-05-08 03:59.
Troll: someone who enjoys sowing chaos rather than cooperation. You are clearly celebrating your dishonesty, and enjoying ticking others off. In short, you are deliberately choosing to hurt people for your own gain. Pretty sad. Especially in light of the olive branches you've been offered. You can stop now. Or, you can just cheat in silence. Or - You can continue to be a troll. First, because I'm a Canuck,Submitted by Red Hood on Thu, 2008-05-08 21:25.
First, because I'm a Canuck, I got totally hosed (I guessed everything, and I'm surprised I even got 2 right) Second, I wouldn't worry too much about WWEFanRulz. Random comment, Score: $4243 (which I think is impossible), ranking: 1/7 (which is also impossible because someone else on the board got it), "I hope you people know your Dis or Dat (whatever the subjects are)", "This was a fairly easy/simple Dis or Dat" (what's the point in putting down "easy/simple"? Just choose ONE), and then some random comment trying to fight back Even the most die-hard of writers (or whatever the case may be) will vary their style every now and then. Unless they're a pre-programmed robot. Boo! America-centricSubmitted by Merricat on Wed, 2008-05-07 23:28.
Boo! America-centric episode! And since when is F.G. a tree? It's a perennial flower, got them in my garden! Ick. Tonight I have been visited by the Ghost of Suckage Present. 3 or 4 right, but really just a guess-o-thon. I think most Americans whoSubmitted by njeyeguy on Thu, 2008-05-08 04:34.
I think most Americans who don't cheat will be sucking at this one as well. Pure guesses got me 5/7. Again, I live in blissful mediocrity. I'm an American who didn'tSubmitted by xphile1002 on Thu, 2008-05-08 10:43.
I'm an American who didn't cheat. Although I agree, Foxglove isn't a tree. They just plain sucked! I'veSubmitted by marcusschmarcus on Thu, 2008-05-08 00:15.
They just plain sucked! I've seen disses and dats suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Can't say I was too fond ofSubmitted by Lirael on Thu, 2008-05-08 00:52.
Can't say I was too fond of this one either, especially when I made a particularly dumb mistake. Ah, well. Roll on Friday. Wow, I didn't realize I knewSubmitted by stefenemie on Thu, 2008-05-08 05:08.
Wow, I didn't realize I knew the names of so many crooks, er, I mean politicians. Guessed on one but actually knew the rest. Too much CNN.com I guess. Well I'm ranked 1st for now, excluding cheaters aka WWEFanRulz. I'm just ashamed it was on this Dis or Dat. I have to add this was not a very fun one. Well, everyone misses sometimes even you guys at Jellyvision. I was expecting a Both forSubmitted by WWEdeadman on Thu, 2008-05-08 06:20.
I was expecting a Both for that. Politicians and their HEDGESubmitted by Angst on Thu, 2008-05-08 07:23.
Politicians and their HEDGE funds... Erm, why am I suddenly not surprised that the country is run by a man named BUSH! :o Wow, being Canadian reallySubmitted by batgirl on Thu, 2008-05-08 07:27.
Wow, being Canadian really hurts in this DoD. 2/7 Rank: 85/94. Woe is me. I can assure you that mostSubmitted by GreenEclipse on Thu, 2008-05-08 11:52.
I can assure you that most people who have lived their whole life in the US don't have any clue who's in Congress. I got 2/7. :( (And that's only because ISubmitted by GreenEclipse on Thu, 2008-05-08 11:53.
(And that's only because I knew a couple trees.) This has inspired me...ISubmitted by cooper on Thu, 2008-05-08 09:04.
This has inspired me...I think I'm voting for a Dogwood in November...whatever happens will certainly be better than anything Moe, Larry and Curly will produce... I was going to joke that theSubmitted by filmbuff on Thu, 2008-05-08 09:49.
I was going to joke that the last Senator on the list should run for president, because the slogan writes itself, but then I looked him up and he's actually more appealing than any of the three people currently running, which kind of ruins the joke, much like the excessive use of commas is ruining this sentence. Yeah, I don't recommend justSubmitted by Toaster on Thu, 2008-05-08 12:37.
Yeah, I don't recommend just guessing trees for most of them. 3/7 Note to YDKJ -- I kind ofSubmitted by Game Keeper on Thu, 2008-05-08 14:13.
Note to YDKJ -- I kind of liked it when the second part of the disordat *wasn't* attempted to be worked into Cookie's intro conversation. It sort of sounded wierd with the whole Yiddish thing and today with the tree thing. That way it was more of a surprise too. 2/7. 186/190. And to thinkSubmitted by retroman28 on Thu, 2008-05-08 15:19.
2/7. 186/190. And to think this month started off so nicely. Bob Ross wouldn't be to happy. Still I firmly believe all of us who got at least 1 right did better then ol' Georgie boy would do. *Thanks to Jon Stewart for ramming the first one into my head* 1/7 I don't know anythingSubmitted by kcchan on Thu, 2008-05-08 17:15.
1/7 I don't know anything about trees and the only senator I got right was the one in my state. sadly, one was a senatorSubmitted by adeptboy on Thu, 2008-05-08 20:57.
sadly, one was a senator from my state, and i _did_ get it wrong. sorrow! 4/7 ... i thought a foxgloveSubmitted by krissy on Fri, 2008-05-09 07:36.
4/7 4/7...my US GovernmentSubmitted by snowed in on Fri, 2008-05-09 10:57.
4/7...my US Government teacher would be so proud. Just not proud of me. 6/7, I must be on a rollSubmitted by sakurarocket on Fri, 2008-05-09 18:52.
6/7, I must be on a roll today. I mostly guessed. Guess it doesn't hurt that my husband is all into politics. Guess all of that crap stays in the back of my mind, no matter how much I do not care about politics. 6/7 - the last one hurt me.Submitted by adayinthelyfe on Sat, 2008-05-10 07:07.
6/7 - the last one hurt me. Not to mention that I hesitated too long before answering it, which took about a second off my time! Why do you grant wwefanrulzSubmitted by AntiSoshel on Sun, 2008-05-11 17:58.
Why do you grant wwefanrulz the satisfaction? You're bigger losers than hi is. |
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Wow, that was abysmal. Just
Wow, that was abysmal. Just shows how out-of-tune with the world I am.