Monday, July 21, 2008
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Jackbaya, my lord! Jackbaya!
Friday, July 18, 2008
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Jack. More fun than a tiny barrel of monkeys.
Monday, July 14, 2008
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Jack. Cold-filtered high atop a mountain.
 
Monday, April 21, 2008
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Nate's Final Episode
Monday, March 5, 2007
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Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
Monday, December 24, 2007
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There's no frost on this Jack.
 
Friday, May 16, 2008
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Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
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A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
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One, um... one... uh... DisOrDat.
Questions: Klutz Schlitz Plotz Schmaltz Pabst Schwartz
  Moose. Floppy nose moose.

I got the last one right by

I got the last one right by accident, but it went completely over my head. Is it some mysterious American cultural reference I'm missing?

Well, I'm American. Miller

Well, I'm American. Miller is a brand of beer, but that's all I know. (I presume that it's still marked wrong if you choose beer because it says "Miller!", with an exclamation point. That got me. No idea what it could mean, though.)

_Rulz will obviously be able

_Rulz will obviously be able to explain it to us, since he got it right. I will await his explanation with great interest.

That's pretty much it. I got

That's pretty much it. I got that one right by selecting it. Only 3/7.... It's not marked wrong. I don't know if they would even do that....

I don't even like beer...

I don't even like beer... but I do know Yiddish... well, enough to pass in case I'm ever stuck in Long Island.

6/7 at $3,273. I'm currently 3/8. I currently hold the Bronze medal... which is kind of like holding the Bronze in Curling. Seriously... brooms and rocks? Only a truly stoned mind could create that "sport".

-Much love,
D.G.

1st of all why is Miller a

1st of all why is Miller a Yiddish word b/c it's a beer, Cookie! 2nd: who DOES that, puts a spiggot on their gravestone when they are dead? Eh I know my beers but Yiddish I'm ok on that & yes you do need to brush up on your Yiddish Cookie. Again speaking of which, I hope you people know your beers & have been brushing up on your Yiddish words. This was a simple/easy Dis Or Dat. Score: $4211 ranking: 1/10.

You don't even pretend to be

You don't even pretend to be a legit player any more, do you?

Folks... Miller is a beer, the most American of beers, and the most obviously not a Yiddish word... but we "unintentionally" marked it as a Yiddish word for the first hour of play, just for fun. - Love, Jellyvision

I'd sue you for five hundred

I'd sue you for five hundred fake dollars if I had the desire or energy.

We could have a fake class

We could have a fake class action suit. Call my fake lawyer!

Cool... I'll bring the fake

Cool... I'll bring the fake beer... Miller!

My wife will bring the fake

My wife will bring the fake orgasm. I'll be the guy pretending he gives s**t.

Sure Lirael. I keep mine on

Sure Lirael. I keep mine on fake retainer to handle just this type of fake player. But I suggest you call my fake Uncle Guido down in Sicily instead. He doesn't mind breaking the rulez....

Arg. I (completely unaware

Arg. I (completely unaware of this evil ploy) played at 5 minutes after the first hour and still got burned. Burned! After navigating the minefield of ignorance that mars my gentile, Anglo-named beer drinking existence, I was six out of six until Miller Time. Burned.

But that's okay. I'm hoping this was a move towards eliminating putzy cheaters.

(This is a reply to

(This is a reply to Jellyvision, not...well, you know.)

I don't drink beer and I DO know a fair bit of Yiddish and Hebrew...but I happened to glance at the first post before I started. Dang! You got me fair 'n square.

Forgive me, Fadder: I won't read no comments no more beforehand. Honest! 0=-|

(oh yeah.....6/7, and I don't know how much fake money)

I take exception to this.

I take exception to this. Miller is NOT the most American of beers. Sam Adams is 1,000 times better. Think I'll grab one once I'm done here. Since I'm here I was expecting to see faklemt (spelling error, yes I know) pop up. 64/222.

So basically what happened

So basically what happened was this...

You got burned by the Miller! question in your first run through of the DoD (as the correct answer was intentionally set to be incorrect during the first hour of play), then ran through the game again answering the question the "right" way in order to obtain a nearly impossible perfect score, even when you knew the answer was factually wrong.

Now that's integrity to be proud of :( You are hopeless.

I'm hoping this was a trap

I'm hoping this was a trap to give Jellyvision proof they seem to insist on to ban him again. Kind of like the DoD where Cookie was too "lazy" to really give a list and all you could do was pick at random.

You illiterate f#@&, you

You illiterate f#@&, you can't put a grammatically correct post together. An e.e. cummings poem was more organized than your hacky posts.

6/7... AGAIN!!!!!!! Blatz!

6/7... AGAIN!!!!!!!
Blatz! Sounds like a frustrated utterance.

BLatz! is the sound a beer

BLatz! is the sound a beer fart makes when sitting on a leather sofa.

6/7 but still ranked

6/7 but still ranked 8th...for now. Love that Rulz got burned. I wonder if that is the reason they did it. Let's only hope so. Also, any dis or dat about beer gets 6 stars in my book. Make all DOD about beer Jellyvision. BEER GOOD. NAPSTER BAD.

HA! Still love watching that

HA! Still love watching that flash short from time to time.

I hate beer, I'm not Jewish,

I hate beer, I'm not Jewish, and it shows. 5/7. But I'm 23/49, so yay for mediocrity.

I like beer but am not

I like beer but am not jewish. 5/7 and I join Mochaloca85 in the paradise that is mediocrity. Blissful, uncheated mediocrity.

I'm Jewish. My dad throws

I'm Jewish.
My dad throws around yiddish words all the time.
I missed the first word.

6/7. I SHAME THE JEWISH COMMUNITY. D':

I like beer, and though I'm

I like beer, and though I'm not Jewish, I should have done much, much better on this one. 3/7! I, indeed, am a putz.

ROFLMFAO - Miller???

ROFLMFAO - Miller??? Excellent....just like my score...7/7 7/138

This was great... for the

This was great... for the first few comments I was confused though.

Uh guys what do I need to

Uh guys what do I need to get it to work? Cause all I have is just a white screen where it looks as though there should be questions.

Why do you grant wwefanrulz

Why do you grant wwefanrulz the satisfaction? You're bigger losers than hi is.

42 out of 435... apparently,

42 out of 435... apparently, I've just been hit with some major luck... or easy Dis or Dats...

dont know yiddish but i do

dont know yiddish but i do know beer 7/7! :)

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