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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Chew on this! M&Ms producer Mars, Inc. is buying the Wrigley gum company for $23 billion dollars. Yep, the chocolate giant is gobbling up the gum giant and together, they hope to create new candies that combine the best of both chocolate and gum. Rumor has it that they’re working on a combination of Juicy Fruit gum and a Snickers bar, called “Juicy Nickers.” (beat) Soooo satisfying. And to honor this merger, I’m going to read off seven names. For each one, tell me if it’s, # the name of a Wrigley’s gum brand, or # the name of an airline in-flight magazine. If it’s % a gum # press 1. If it’s % a magazine # press 2. And to skip % press 4. Get it right and you’ll be chewing on 250 big ones. % Get it wrong and you’ll go into a tailspin. % And answer quickly, before all the flavor runs out. % Now chew it up and blow! Questions: Orbit Coolair Eclipse Spirit Airwaves Hemispheres
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
Gee, first playerSubmitted by Merricat on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:31.
Gee, first player (nah...betcha there will be a dozen posts before this one by the time I hit "post" ;0p) 3/7. WORST score ever (for me). I gotta start flying. And chewing gum. Preferably at the same time. Edit: Oops. Scratch that. Worst score was 2/7 from that FREAKIN' ANNOYING DoD where you had to play Study The Picture. I've never looked at the graphics the same way again. Uh I don't think that flyingSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:16.
Uh I don't think that flying & chewing gum don't mix Merricat it's like walking & chewing gum at the same time, dude. Yeah I got a good score in the chocolate. Score $4210 ranking 1/5. This was an easy/simple Dis or Dat that is if you people know your Wrigley's gum & in-flight magazines. Again people, DON'T HATE! "Yeah I got a good score inSubmitted by Esuohlim on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:22.
"Yeah I got a good score in the chocolate". What does this obvious display of forced wit even supposed to mean? Memo to self: try not toSubmitted by Merricat on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:30.
Memo to self: try not to post too early, it attracts Troll attention. Ick ick ick! I feel so dirty. Reminds me of an oldSubmitted by retroman28 on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:38.
Reminds me of an old Simpsons episode. "Still not clean, stench of troll still on me." If you have to continuallySubmitted by fireshadow on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:43.
If you have to continually beg people not to hate, you're probably doing something very very wrong. Are you mentally deficientSubmitted by ZoloftSmoothie on Fri, 2008-05-02 00:34.
Are you mentally deficient or something? You get 7/7 ALL the time and you're always like "Well it was easy if you know your [Dis category] and [Dat category]! 1/7! $4,300!" Please. What are you trying to prove anyway? NOBODY BELIEVES YOU. Go watch monster trucks or something Actually, you should chewSubmitted by Toaster on Fri, 2008-05-02 12:32.
Actually, you should chew gum when you fly; it helps equalize the pressure in your ears. Oh, wait, you said, "Uh I DON'T think that flying & chewing gum DON'T mix..." Since it's a double negative, you do think it mixes. I get it. We're not hating, we're justSubmitted by Tails0600 on Sun, 2008-05-04 12:19.
We're not hating, we're just really shocked how, somehow, you manage to get perfect/high scores on EVERY DisOrDat that appears. I highly doubt you work for Jellyvision, and could possibly know what's happening beforehand. There are two types of people in this world, you, and everyone else. Figure that one out, Mr. I'm such a fucking genius. His scores are neverSubmitted by Tybron on Wed, 2008-05-07 07:25.
His scores are never perfect. A perfect score on DoD (given the delays in the timer are unavoidable) is $4,350. That is, he's not even cheating to his maximum potential. He sure does brag stupidly and piss everyone off. I'd stretch a bit to say he's the puppet master and the indignant repliers are dancing on strings. Tybron, how are youSubmitted by ekweizn on Tue, 2008-05-13 15:12.
Tybron, how are you consistently able to get the same score ($28,350 on episodes and $4,350 on DisorDats)? Unless you're from Krypton, no one I know has reflexes that are reliable down to hundredths of seconds. An easy 7/7. I don't chewSubmitted by Lirael on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:12.
An easy 7/7. I don't chew gum but I've read far too many in-flight magazines. All that means is that youSubmitted by DJ Samurai on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:19.
All that means is that you get to travel a lot. And the in-flight entertainment sucks. It's not exactly fun. ItSubmitted by Lirael on Fri, 2008-05-02 00:01.
It's not exactly fun. It takes 12 hours to get to the US from New Zealand and a delightful 24 hours to get to London. Even the in-flight magazine starts to look good compared to that torture. w00t, i've clocked 4k. (butSubmitted by marcusschmarcus on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:27.
w00t, i've clocked 4k. (but i suspect rendering graphics on final cut may have been instrumental to my glorious effort) I hope you guys are up onSubmitted by stefenemie on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:44.
I hope you guys are up on your WWEFanRulz/inbred trolling loser freak facts. EDIT: 18/19 so far. Oh yeah I stunk up that one. My wife said my mind was probably blocked by the super hot sex I just had. I think it's cause I don't chew gum and haven't ever been on a plane, but maybe it IS the super hot sex. Yeah baby...yeah. Randy baby. 5/7 7/14 $2369. ProbablySubmitted by retroman28 on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:40.
5/7 7/14 $2369. Probably coulda done better. Would have helped myself if I didn't accidently press 4 during the first one. But decided to give this a go since I'm still awake. Oh I sucked that hardcore.Submitted by Dixie on Fri, 2008-05-02 01:41.
Oh I sucked that hardcore. D: At $2,228 and 28/52, I amSubmitted by Danielgreenwolf on Fri, 2008-05-02 02:35.
At $2,228 and 28/52, I am happily prancing in mediocrity land. But I couldn't care less because I got to see Iron Man and am a happy geek. At a time like this, who gives a Rulz about gum and airplanes? -Much love, P.S.- Iron Man rocked muchly. Very, very muchly. P.P.S.- Did I mention it was a very good movie? I await the merger betweenSubmitted by JST on Fri, 2008-05-02 08:54.
I await the merger between Wrigley and Planters. Nuts and Gum! Finally Together!! Well this sucks 26/26 TheSubmitted by chilibeans on Fri, 2008-05-02 09:36.
Well this sucks 26/26 The bottom of the barrel Okay, does anyone ever thinkSubmitted by CromwellF on Fri, 2008-05-02 11:03.
Okay, does anyone ever think that maybe Rulz is a girl? A small, little girl...it sort of works. Why couldn't it be a girl?Submitted by Tiffany on Fri, 2008-05-02 13:37.
Why couldn't it be a girl? Girls are smart... of course people are more prone to think that guys would cheat more than girls... depending on the personality and all that other stuff. So I definitely didn't pay attention to this one.. at all really, lol. Is it just me, or does chocolate gum sounds kinda weird? Kind of like those chocolate skittle... that just sounds wrong... but I think I want to try it. I'm not a big chocolate person... Recently, I've been meetingSubmitted by Luckybot777 on Sat, 2008-05-03 02:21.
Recently, I've been meeting a lot of people who openly admit that chocolate isn't all it's cracked up to be... Huh. Surprising. ~DELI Oh. Yeah. Forgot. 5/7. Eh. Stupid java. I clicked off another box JUST before the game started while Cookie finished saying his snappy intro. I found myself mashing the 1 and 2 buttons, with nothing working, thinking "WHAT THE HELL!?! Press the answer damnit!" Thank you java for draining precious game time. My flavor died because of you. That was hysterical...and soSubmitted by cooper on Fri, 2008-05-02 19:01.
That was hysterical...and so am I after sucking soooooo badly I know some of them, butSubmitted by Game Keeper on Sat, 2008-05-03 20:27.
I know some of them, but Airwaves? Really? Random fact, which is not related to the discussion at all... (not that there is a discussion to be related to) Guys are much bigger idiots at that age then girls. Girls would be plotting how to get back at other girls that stole their boyfriend, all offline (except for massive amount of texting) By the way, the gum orSubmitted by ekweizn on Sun, 2008-05-04 23:11.
By the way, the gum or magazine is named Cool Air--not Coolair. Next Tuesday's DisOrDat:Submitted by snowed in on Mon, 2008-05-05 11:06.
Next Tuesday's DisOrDat: given a list of seven YDKJ usernames, determine whether they 1) cheat at DisOrDats, or 2) don't. LOL, I only knew like 2 ofSubmitted by elite fencer on Tue, 2008-05-06 12:01.
LOL, I only knew like 2 of these.... I wonder if Uwe Boll isSubmitted by Angst on Thu, 2008-05-08 07:11.
I wonder if Uwe Boll is planning to do a YOU DON'T KNOW JACK: THE MOVIE? * shudder * 9th place out of 509! Yeah!Submitted by StormDragonZ on Sat, 2008-05-17 22:49.
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What? No Tay Zonday
What? No Tay Zonday references in the actual DoD? *sad face*
6/7, $3143. Oh well.