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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Talk about an Iron man. In Iowa last week, a guy got two holes-in-one IN A ROW. The odds of doing that are 67 million to one! Now, that’s a great story, but more importantly, I want to make a point - I think it should be “hole-in-ones,” not “holes-in-one,” like the dictionary says. You’re not getting the ball in two HOLES in one shot. You’re getting two (say smushed-together-like) HOLEINONES - one word! You’re getting two of those. Dammit, dictionary! And it’s two Attorney Generals, not two Attorneys General! It just sounds stupid! Anyway...I’ll stop yelling at the dictionary now. I don’t think it’s listening. So I’m gonna read off seven names. For each one, tell me if it’s # a Golf Magazine Top 100 Golf Course in the World, or # a character from the Kevin Costner film Dances with Wolves. Yes, we tried to do it with his golf movie “Tin Cup” but it wasn’t as funny. So, if it’s a % Top 100 golf course # press 1. If it’s a character from % “Dances with Wolves” # press 2. To skip, press four. Each one right gets you 250 bucks. % Each one wrong costs you 250. % And you’ve got 30 seconds to get seven trivias-in-one. % FORE! Questions: Winged Foot Kicking Bird Old Sandwich Black Shawl Ten Bears Nine Bridges
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
In MY opinion golf is theSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Tue, 2008-04-29 23:08.
In MY opinion golf is the most BORING sport to watch on television, who's with me? Show of hands, people. That may be the firstSubmitted by apeminkie on Tue, 2008-04-29 23:11.
That may be the first non-cheating correct answer you've given in the past few months! (Pre-edit quote being: "In MY opinion golf is the most BORING sport to watch on television, who's with me? Show of hands, people." I actually enjoy watchingSubmitted by Umandsf on Wed, 2008-04-30 07:30.
I actually enjoy watching golf. Didn't help me in this DisOrDat. GASP This guy made a commentSubmitted by DJ Samurai on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:11.
GASP This guy made a comment we didn't eat him alive for? I recommend any of George Carlin's bits on golf if you want my stance on the "sport". Holy Cripes on a stick! ISubmitted by Danielgreenwolf on Tue, 2008-04-29 23:09.
Holy Cripes on a stick! I know nothing about Dances with Wolves OR Golf! 1/4 for now at $3211 until the smarter (or cheatier folk) top it. Scary stuff. -D.G. P.S.- I actually enjoyed Tin Cup... does that make me a bad person? Again, yeah this was easySubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Tue, 2008-04-29 23:15.
Again, yeah this was easy Dis or Dat so please for the love of God people quit hating on me you jerkwads/dipsticks! Score $4025 (I think that was right ranking: 1/7. Hey Jellyvision if you guys are reading this the caption should read two hole-in-ones so FIX IT! 'Holes in one' would beSubmitted by Ouroboros0427 on Tue, 2008-04-29 23:29.
'Holes in one' would be correct, "Hole-in-ones" would also be correct. Punctuation is a bitch. Some food for thought: if anSubmitted by ekweizn on Wed, 2008-04-30 13:44.
Some food for thought: if an "ace" is a hole in one, then what the hell does "ace in the hole" mean? "Uh duuuh, hey everyone, ISubmitted by Timberwolf on Tue, 2008-04-29 23:41.
"Uh duuuh, hey everyone, I hope you know your jerkwads and your dipsticks!" Sound like something you'd say? For real, no one is buying this crap from you every day. Your originality of postsSubmitted by Danielgreenwolf on Wed, 2008-04-30 00:17.
Your originality of posts and your obvious quick-wit can only be matched by that of the writers of "Dharma & Greg". I don't know why people "hate" on you. It's just not right. You're like the "2 Fast 2 Furious" of YDKJ. Someone to be cherished and celebrated like Stephen Baldwin or Tara Reid or Jean Claude Van Damme... the direct-to-DVD Van Damme, not the "Bloodsport" Van Damme. By the gods Rulz... I just don't know how to honor you properly. I suppose I'll just sit back, watch "Catwoman" and compare that film's greatness to you. Thank you Rulz. Thank you. -D.G. HA! I absolutely LOVE theSubmitted by Luckybot777 on Wed, 2008-04-30 00:47.
HA! I absolutely LOVE the references... Hilarious! Cheers! ~DELI P.S. I told myself I wouldn't be sucked into these reply trains... but I had to comment on this one =) You know we'd believe youSubmitted by Starblade on Wed, 2008-04-30 08:27.
You know we'd believe you more if we didn't already figure out your pattern which you rarely deviate from, right? But it's so easy/simple toSubmitted by tlhinman on Wed, 2008-04-30 08:40.
But it's so easy/simple to call you a jerkwad/dipstick. I'm pretty sure your commentSubmitted by fribble on Wed, 2008-04-30 14:36.
I'm pretty sure your comment should have read thusly: "Hey Jellyvision if you guys are reading this I think surely it's about time for me to get another banning SO FIX IT!" Why doesn't this guy ceaseSubmitted by stefenemie on Thu, 2008-05-01 02:01.
Why doesn't this guy cease to exist. I hope he seriously dies in a horrible car accident. Your giving wrestling fans a bad name (along with thousands of other redneck morons). OMG. 4/7, 12/18. I am tehSubmitted by Timberwolf on Tue, 2008-04-29 23:37.
OMG. 4/7, 12/18. I am teh sux. Since I'd rather be toastedSubmitted by Lirael on Wed, 2008-04-30 00:23.
Since I'd rather be toasted lightly over an open grill than play golf or watch Dances with Wolves, I'm gonna treasure my 5/7. Same track record, sameSubmitted by NPLDart on Wed, 2008-04-30 00:29.
Same track record, same sentiment. Boy, this was fun. It wasn'tSubmitted by Luckybot777 on Wed, 2008-04-30 00:51.
Boy, this was fun. It wasn't the choices that got to me, but more the list Cookie read off. I couldn't stop laffing. Seriously, I laffed for every wrong answer I got. I deserved them. ~DELI "I bought a dictionary the other day. The first thing I did was look up the word "Dictionary." It said, "You're an A**-hole." that's a nice Demitri MartinSubmitted by sioker on Wed, 2008-04-30 02:07.
that's a nice Demitri Martin reference there :-) 3/7...thought i'd do a lot better since I actually play golf and follow it occasionally Ditto. Love to play theSubmitted by njeyeguy on Wed, 2008-04-30 04:42.
Ditto. Love to play the game. Even read Golf Magazine. However, never saw Dances with Wolves. Not that I think it would help. Might cure my insomnia. But that's about it. 4/7. 5/7 Good considering I don'tSubmitted by Autismmom on Wed, 2008-04-30 04:28.
5/7 Good considering I don't know anything about either subject. I've watched golf. And I'veSubmitted by snowed in on Wed, 2008-04-30 07:40.
I've watched golf. And I've seen Dances With Wolves. Multiple times. I just presently happen to have the memory recall of a VIC-20 next to an electromagnet. 2/110 - a personalSubmitted by cooper on Wed, 2008-04-30 08:40.
2/110 - a personal best...thank you very much..no applause just throw cash...and not johnny or rosanne... My dad would have aced thisSubmitted by tlhinman on Wed, 2008-04-30 08:40.
My dad would have aced this one. Not me. 7/7, $3,474, 8/133--loveSubmitted by jademyst on Wed, 2008-04-30 10:05.
7/7, $3,474, 8/133--love golf, hate Kevin Costner. Got at least one lucky guess, and all is good. :D 4/7 I'm the same with golfSubmitted by drmario1031 on Wed, 2008-04-30 12:30.
4/7 I'm the same with golf and Costner, only problem is I didn't know any of the golf courses. I guess my way to $2005, although my guesses wasn't as good as yours. 7/7 - $3543, 7/160 - It's aSubmitted by Devinoch on Wed, 2008-04-30 12:50.
7/7 - $3543, 7/160 - It's a good day for me... I know my courses and I hate most Kevin Costner movies... (Okay, Tin Cup was kinda funny at parts...) 7/7 $3,497 9/165 Whaaaaaat?Submitted by Toaster on Wed, 2008-04-30 13:14.
7/7 $3,497 9/165 Whaaaaaat? I guessed on the whole thing. I guess I need to guess from here on out. Hey, it works for me! 5/7,Submitted by Merricat on Wed, 2008-04-30 16:31.
Hey, it works for me! 5/7, and I didn't see the film. Nor do I play golf. Or watch it. Or acknowledge its existence. 6/7... again. I'm the kingSubmitted by rodneon on Wed, 2008-04-30 13:49.
6/7... again. I'm the king of 6/7s. well 6/7 and $2727 but I wasSubmitted by Voltanis on Wed, 2008-04-30 20:10.
well 6/7 and $2727 but I was distracted by *gasp* the lack of the "DoNATE" box under the game... guess Nate really has gone, or at the very least, gone from YDKJ. Viva le Nate! I am so thrilled to hearSubmitted by sinusoidally on Wed, 2008-04-30 22:51.
I am so thrilled to hear someone rant about grammar who isn't me. It's a lonely world for the sticklers. Very, very lonely. A heartfelt ditto to the upthread comment regarding golf and Dances With Wolves. I will force myself to be satisfied with an achingly familiar 5/7, $2,500ish score. Golf + wolves. I'd totally stay in on a Saturday afternoon to watch that. 5/7 aint bad for not knowingSubmitted by Tiffany on Fri, 2008-05-02 13:58.
5/7 aint bad for not knowing a thing about golf or Dances with Wolves. I love how you people are like "Don't feed the troll!" which is a funny thing to call some one, I completely love it. And then the rest of you are like "ah screw it, I'll feed the troll!" But whats funnier is the fact that either way, its not going to stop it from happening!!!!!! Like somebody else said in another DoD... Take pride in knowing that he/she doesn't have the confidence to NOT cheat. (And if that person says something about my double negative, I will smack you silly because this still makes sense, LOL.) Hey, Cookie! If you thinkSubmitted by Ornithopter on Sun, 2008-05-04 01:45.
Hey, Cookie! If you think those plurals are bad, you obviously don't know about "culs-de-sac". |
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