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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Here’s a news story I’d like to see tattooed on an attractive woman’s back... At SeaWorld, two dolphins collided in midair during an aerial stunt. My immediate reaction is that... sounds... awesome. Let’s see, what else... oh... it says here that one of the dolphins died. That’s considerably less awesome. I wonder if it happened because of impact trauma, or if one of the dolphins was really just a perfectionist and drank itself to death over messing up the stunt. In any case, to honor poor tragic Sharky the dolphin... I’m going to read off seven things. For each I want you to tell me if it’s # a type of dolphin, or # a beer bottle shape. If it’s a % dolphin # press 1. If it’s a % beer bottle # press 2. To skip, press four. Right answer will get you all the chum you can eat. % But answer wrong and you’ll have to... uh... eat chum. % As with dolphin acrobatics, timing is everything, so keep your eye on the clock. % Okay, get ready to dive dive dive! Questions: Bottlenose Longneck Spinner Hourglass Stubby Bomber
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
I agree, but we all know heSubmitted by geetarcharlie17 on Tue, 2008-04-29 00:11.
I agree, but we all know he won't unless a miracle happens. Silly WWEFanRulz, ass-whoopings are for you :) -- Everybody > WWEFanrulz -- ps- Unlike him, I am up for charitable causes. For example, the Anti-Trolls for a Better World Fund. You would look smarter ifSubmitted by CEEtheDinoman on Wed, 2008-05-07 20:16.
You would look smarter if you hadn't misspelt "charities". And by smarter, I mean just past Sharkie (as of now), let's not set the bar too high . . . For Ryulong, He already beatSubmitted by Dixie on Mon, 2008-04-28 23:18.
For Ryulong, He already beat you to it. ]: Submitted by WWEFanRulz on Mon, 2008-04-28 23:09. I hope you people know dolphins & your beer bottle shapes. Submitted by WWEFanRulz on Mon, 2008-04-28 23:11. I hope you people know dolphins & your beer bottle shapes. This Dis or Dat is dedicated to the late Sharky the Dolphin. Submitted by WWEFanRulz on Mon, 2008-04-28 23:15. I hope you people know dolphins & your beer bottle shapes. This Dis or Dat is dedicated to the late Sharky the Dolphin. No Cookie, I do not donate to any charaties. Nice eulogy on the late Sharky the Dolphin dude. Score $4205 ranking: 1/10. My apologies for a novel-comment, but point proven. And his lack of wit still sucks. And I got two differentSubmitted by Ryulong on Mon, 2008-04-28 23:18.
And I got two different screencaps for the effort, too. We shall be thanked in aSubmitted by Dixie on Mon, 2008-04-28 23:21.
We shall be thanked in a reward of YDKJ monies. Or perhaps an invitation to Tiny and Nate's wedding. He forgot to mention thatSubmitted by tlhinman on Mon, 2008-04-28 23:21.
He forgot to mention that this was a kind of easy/simple DisOrDat. Apparently you can defeat aSubmitted by akokow on Mon, 2008-04-28 23:35.
Apparently you can defeat a cheater by cheat.. damn I was hoping for lastSubmitted by Tregster on Mon, 2008-04-28 23:58.
damn I was hoping for last place. Poor... little... dolphi...Submitted by Luckybot777 on Tue, 2008-04-29 00:38.
Poor... little... dolphi... PFFT, HAHAHA! I couldn't do it.. I, I couldn't keep myself from laffing so hard! Sorry everyone. I don't want to be branded as evil. I mean, come on, Cookie (and Jellyvision) wouldn't put this on if it wasn't supposed to be sort of laffed at. Remember the mime DoD? Ha ha... haaaa... I'm going to hell. Or, PETA hell... ~DELI P.S. I know how to spell "laugh." I'm just Joker obsessed. 32/44 and $2634... I feelSubmitted by Danielgreenwolf on Tue, 2008-04-29 00:43.
32/44 and $2634... I feel ashamed that, as an Irishman, I didn't know my bottle types better. I got 5/7 and took way too long. I shall go weep now. -D.G. First time hitting that 7/7Submitted by eddydavik on Tue, 2008-04-29 04:33.
First time hitting that 7/7 (don't laugh!), so I figure I'd make a post too. Not much of a beer drinker, but why I knew the beer bottles is beyond me. Ow wow...that's harsh....butSubmitted by cooper on Tue, 2008-04-29 12:34.
Ow wow...that's harsh....but hysterically funny.. 6/7. Not bad, consideringSubmitted by rodneon on Tue, 2008-04-29 12:59.
6/7. Not bad, considering I'm a hard-liquor kind of guy. I guess I just know my dolphins then. All aboard the suckageSubmitted by retroman28 on Tue, 2008-04-29 15:45.
All aboard the suckage express! Best showing yet I think. 202/205! Beat that people. Time for me to go back to happy hour. (P.S. For the cheaters: This was kinda hard/difficult dis or dat) Bleah. 5/7. Largely to theSubmitted by Merricat on Tue, 2008-04-29 17:57.
Bleah. 5/7. Largely to the first question and the "long" question. It's enough to make me take up drinking. Or dolphin watching. Or drinking while dolphin watching. Or drinking dolphins. Wait, what.....? Was feeling pretty stupid to be 133 out of however-many-played. Then saw that list was called the "Uberboard". So I guess I'm ... 133 out of however-many-played EVER! SPIFFY-KEEN!! (JV, please delete thisSubmitted by Merricat on Tue, 2008-04-29 17:58.
(JV, please delete this duplicate. Must have hit "enter" twice. Thank you.) Poor Sharky :P 5/7. ISubmitted by elite fencer on Wed, 2008-04-30 10:40.
Poor Sharky :P These dolphins come inSubmitted by Game Keeper on Wed, 2008-04-30 14:49.
These dolphins come in strange shapes. *nearly falls out of herSubmitted by Merricat on Wed, 2008-04-30 20:40.
*nearly falls out of her office chair, giggling* I love beer but not so muchSubmitted by stefenemie on Thu, 2008-05-01 02:12.
I love beer but not so much on the Dolphin lovin' like WWEFanrulz. Whoo!! 263/334. Suck on that. OMG Andy Poland!!! BringSubmitted by DJ Samurai on Thu, 2008-05-01 23:17.
OMG Andy Poland!!! Bring back Guy for one episode please! Or is he too busy harassing Keanu Reeves? 141/363 24th out of 441... alright,Submitted by StormDragonZ on Sat, 2008-05-17 22:55.
24th out of 441... alright, this is nice to know some categories I'm actually good at. |
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I hope you people know
I hope you people know dolphins & your beer bottle shapes. This Dis or Dat is dedicated to the late Sharky the Dolphin. No Cookie, I do not donate to any charaties. Nice eulogy on the late Sharky the Dolphin dude. Score $4205 ranking: 1/10.