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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Hold the mayo! Condiment king Heinz is introducing a high-end ketchup for fancy people with “sophisticated taste buds.” Heinz Special Blend Tomato Sauce is geared for “adventurous” cooks, and it comes in a glass bottle for a “luxurious” feel. Yep, I’ve always said there’s nothing more luxurious than glass. Except maybe fancy ketchup. Or the Dollar Store. (beat) Or shoe laces. So, I’m going to name off seven names, and for each one, I want you to tell me if it’s # a fancy sounding condiment, or # a subway stop on the London Underground, or the “tube.” If it’s % a condiment # press 1. If it’s % a tube stop # press 2. And to skip % press 4. Get it right and you get 250 squirts of sophisticated table sauce. % Get it wrong and you just get the squirts. % And don’t relish your time too much. % Quick buzzing’ll really help you cut the mustard. Squirt! Questions: Fairlop Putney Chutney Leicester Worcestershire Tapenade
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
We all know that WWEFanRulzSubmitted by furrykef on Tue, 2008-04-22 23:05.
We all know that WWEFanRulz is going to buy it. Why not just ask him directly? Bah. He probably spent allSubmitted by apeminkie on Tue, 2008-04-22 23:07.
Bah. He probably spent all his YDKJ Winnings on that EBay auction item I found for him on Friday. Hee hee hee . . . I think ISubmitted by sinusoidally on Wed, 2008-04-23 00:02.
Hee hee hee . . . I think I love you. As for the game: completely evil. Especially Worcestershire. I was all, "It's a both! It's a both!" because I only know enough about England to know some of the names it contains. Not, you know, where those names actually go. erm... no. Worcestershire isSubmitted by bobtheinsane on Tue, 2008-05-13 07:42.
erm... no. Worcestershire is a county in England. NOT a stop on the London underground. But you kinda cover that in your post anyway. Having said that, I only got 3/7. Silly rushing mistakes. Goodness this is so funny.Submitted by guissmo on Wed, 2008-04-23 11:17.
Goodness this is so funny. :)) You should have putSubmitted by furrykef on Tue, 2008-04-22 23:05.
You should have put "Mornington Crescent" in there. I'm sorry I didn't mentionSubmitted by apeminkie on Tue, 2008-04-22 23:16.
I'm sorry I didn't mention this earlier, but this DisOrDat was easy (come to think of it, it was also pretty simple) if you know your air freshener flavors and famous interpretive dance artists. Easy/simple for a nativeSubmitted by Lirael on Tue, 2008-04-22 23:48.
Easy/simple for a native Londoner, but a great game. The piccalilli was wonderfully evil. Oh, and Cookie? It's pronounced WUSStershire. See, if Nate were still here, he would have told Cookie that. (Possibly.) Oh. Well. I had fiveSubmitted by Andrew Aguecheek on Tue, 2008-04-22 23:50.
Oh. Well. I had five minutes when I thought I was the smartest on the planet on pickles and Picadilly. Now knocked off my perch by the great Lirael. Sic transit gloria mundi. Still, greetings, fellow YDKJers. Ah, but I cheated by beingSubmitted by Lirael on Tue, 2008-04-22 23:58.
Ah, but I cheated by being born in London. And on the sic transit theme, give it a few hours and our scores will be swept away in the tide of history by people smarter than either of us. Or cheatier. ;) Sorry toSubmitted by sinusoidally on Wed, 2008-04-23 00:04.
Or cheatier. ;) Sorry to belabor a point. Something must be stuck in my craw. Ok, so Putney must beSubmitted by marcusschmarcus on Wed, 2008-04-23 00:29.
Ok, so Putney must be between Putney Bridge Station and East Putney Station, presumably. Whereas Upney would also go nicely with chutney. Hey, that's a good point.Submitted by Lirael on Wed, 2008-04-23 06:40.
Hey, that's a good point. They zoomed by too fast for me to have really registered it, but while Putney's a train station it's not on a Tube line. The only Tube stations in Putney are Putney Bridge and East Putney which are kind of obviously not condiments. Guess they were too in love with Putney/chutney and hoped nobody would notice... And it's Leicester Square, too, not Leicester! Tsk, tsk, tsk. I feel like I just gotSubmitted by Merricat on Wed, 2008-04-23 10:30.
I feel like I just got mugged by Dr. Seuss...... Yeah that was sweet so I'llSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Wed, 2008-04-23 00:47.
Yeah that was sweet so I'll relish my victory so to speak & ALL you other people IF you are ALL reading this: QUIT HATING ON ME YOU JERKWADS! Score: $4167 ranking: 2/43 Hey, at least it was aSubmitted by SixByNine on Wed, 2008-04-23 01:19.
Hey, at least it was a decent pun today. We'll stop hating when youSubmitted by Vedli on Wed, 2008-04-23 03:59.
We'll stop hating when you stop cheating. First off, telling peopleSubmitted by drkenfp on Wed, 2008-04-23 04:00.
First off, telling people not to hate you by hating them is not a great approach. Second, we would love to treat you like one of the gang if you would just stop cheating and bragging about it. Frankly, that kind of behavior is a form of hating yourself. Soooo... looks like you get to go first on the stopping hate part... WWEFanRulz, frankly, I'mSubmitted by Angst on Wed, 2008-04-23 04:07.
WWEFanRulz, frankly, I'm surprised that you'd think we hate you. Why, truth be told, we love you to death... Hey WWEFanrulz, we wouldn'tSubmitted by showofhands on Tue, 2008-06-17 09:46.
Hey WWEFanrulz, we wouldn't hate on you if you would just QUIT CHEATING AT YOU DON'T KNOW JACK. Ow. Tripped over the thingSubmitted by NPLDart on Wed, 2008-04-23 01:02.
Ow. Tripped over the thing with the anchovy paste in it, and it all went downhill from there. Bottom ten on the scoreboard as I type this. (Stupid piccalilli.) Cookie must suffer terriblySubmitted by Angst on Wed, 2008-04-23 04:03.
Cookie must suffer terribly from MUSTARD GAS! 8) All you UK people can'tSubmitted by dj HaQ on Wed, 2008-04-23 07:27.
All you UK people can't complain about the USA-tiered questions anymore.... Maybe WWEFanRulz has justSubmitted by ybot on Wed, 2008-04-23 08:55.
Maybe WWEFanRulz has just somehow gotten the ability to slow down time... Seriously, Jellyvision, is it impossible to ban him? Gick! 5/7, and I KNEW thoseSubmitted by Merricat on Wed, 2008-04-23 10:29.
Gick! 5/7, and I KNEW those last two! Having a brain-dead day, I guess. 5/7 85/164. Doesn't heinzSubmitted by retroman28 on Wed, 2008-04-23 10:53.
5/7 85/164. Doesn't heinz manufacture Classico already? O.K., is it just me, or doSubmitted by Toaster on Wed, 2008-04-23 13:59.
O.K., is it just me, or do other people have weird habit of studying the pictures really closely after that cursed "what's in the picture" Jack? "Let's see...the glass is about 1/2 full of ketchup, the man is wearing a mon...AAAARGH!" haha jerkwad, thats soSubmitted by Tiffany on Wed, 2008-04-23 14:19.
haha jerkwad, thats so funny. Also I think, thanks to Merricat, "gick" is my new favorite word, hahaha! :) This is never successful.Submitted by dj HaQ on Wed, 2008-04-23 14:44.
This is never successful. There is always at least one person that gets incredibly annoyed at the troll and blows up in its face. Uh, no. If everyone ignoresSubmitted by showofhands on Tue, 2008-06-17 09:45.
Uh, no. If everyone ignores him, he'll bitch and moan that "no one cares about me" louder and louder until we wish we could lock him in a Port-a-potty, light it on fire, and then push it off a cliff. Hey don't be hating... WellSubmitted by Game Keeper on Wed, 2008-04-23 15:15.
Hey don't be hating... Well maybe hate this disordat a little. These are pretty crazy sounding condiments I was about to say that!Submitted by mochaloca85 on Wed, 2008-04-23 17:57.
I was about to say that! Especially since I'm watching it right now. Mediocrity prevails once again. Also, to _____Rulz, no one is hating on you. You, yourself, have admitted to cheating. Perhaps you're the one that's sipping on that hatorade, hmm? 5/7 and I'm the daughter ofSubmitted by reachkate on Wed, 2008-04-23 19:11.
5/7 and I'm the daughter of the self proclaimed "condiment king"!? bah, still did nice in the rankings. You're the daughter of theSubmitted by showofhands on Tue, 2008-06-17 09:50.
You're the daughter of the "condiment king" and you went 5 for 7? What the hell does that tell you? The Pickalilly / PickadillySubmitted by DragonRidr on Wed, 2008-04-23 19:50.
The Pickalilly / Pickadilly difference caught me. However, Putney -> Pickalilly allows me to declare Mornington Crescent! (Okay, that joke has already been done above me. Still putting it there because it popped into my head.) Has anyone else noticed thatSubmitted by ks9820 on Wed, 2008-04-23 22:18.
Has anyone else noticed that ____Rulz doesn't call anything "easy/simple" anymore? i liked this! i am fromSubmitted by krissy on Thu, 2008-04-24 11:12.
i liked this! i am from england and live in worcestershire. Mustard is disgusting. blechSubmitted by ZoloftSmoothie on Thu, 2008-04-24 13:05.
Mustard is disgusting. blech nice. ended with a ketchupSubmitted by fireshadow on Fri, 2008-04-25 15:02.
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