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Nate's Final Episode
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Put on your judge-slash-wizard robe, because J.K. Rowling is suing the publisher of Harry Potter Lexicon. Good old J.K. claims that the book constitutes wholesale theft of her hard work. You know I hope she wins the lawsuit so she can FINALLY catch a break and get a little bit of cash thrown her way. I mean, WHEN is she gonna catch a break? Now I’m gonna read off seven terms, and for each I want you to tell me if it’s # a legal term or #a spell used in the Harry Potter books. If it’s a % legal term, # press one. If it’s a % Potter spell, # press two. To skip it, % press 4. Each one right % gets you 250 magical lawsuits. Each one wrong % costs you 250. And you’ve only got 30 seconds to get the jury on your side. % The faster you answer the more points you’ll get. Let’s sue! Questions: malum prohibitum colloportus multifarious alluvion finite incantatem incarcerous
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I'm growing tired of yourSubmitted by bando26 on Thu, 2008-04-17 00:05.
I'm growing tired of your cookie-cutter-style posts. Holy Jeez. VerySubmitted by LoudmouthLee on Tue, 2008-04-15 23:16.
Holy Jeez. Very difficult. First edit of Rulz: I hope you people have been brushing up on your legal terms & your Harry Potter terms/words. (yet he has no score on the scoreboard. HMMMM. Interesting.) Second Edit of Rulz, 10 minutes later: I hope you people have been brushing up on your legal terms & your Harry Potter terms/words. Score: $4203 ranking 1/9 & I guess you can say I'm kind smart but not a lame adult, Cookmeister! I know, don't feed the losers. Hey Loudmouth Lee dude, I DOSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Tue, 2008-04-15 23:16.
Hey Loudmouth Lee dude, You didn't at the time,Submitted by LoudmouthLee on Tue, 2008-04-15 23:18.
You didn't at the time, trollus maximus. :P *almost falls out of herSubmitted by Merricat on Wed, 2008-04-16 03:37.
*almost falls out of her chair while laughing at the amazing idiocy of this 12-year-old brat calling LEE an insensitive jerk!* Nuthin' like the pot casting chromatic designations on the kettle..... That is the most awesomeSubmitted by fribble on Wed, 2008-04-16 07:20.
That is the most awesome phrase ever. Chromatic designations on the kettle. I have mental images of some sort of psychedelic, colourful teapot. :) Excuuuuuse me, he did not.Submitted by Lirael on Thu, 2008-04-17 01:15.
Excuuuuuse me, he did not. He said he was insesitive. That's sooo much worse than being insensitive. He does that all the time.Submitted by sinusoidally on Wed, 2008-04-16 13:36.
He does that all the time. He usually puts up a temporary post about what he thinks the episode is about (which is often wrong) and no score. The post is edited with the regular rigamarole (did I just say rigamarole?) and the score after the cheat game is played. You have to remember though, a cheat score makes you awesome, but a cheat score AND firsties makes you super awesome. Personally, I like it when he gets firsties, because it makes it easier to skip over his post and get on to the other comments. As for the game? I thought I was up on my legal terms and was prepared to smoke this one, but it ended up charring me instead. 2/7. Ouch. More specifically, you saidSubmitted by apeminkie on Wed, 2008-04-16 16:28.
More specifically, you said "regular rigamarole", which qualifies you as "awesome" in my book. This story is weeks old,Submitted by Aussie Shelia on Tue, 2008-04-15 23:35.
This story is weeks old, c'mon, don't you guys check the internet daily for Harry Potter news updates? Or is that just me? 3/18, 7/7 because I take my time and DON'T cheat. 2/7. I'd complain, but itSubmitted by Nentikobe on Wed, 2008-04-16 00:04.
2/7. I'd complain, but it would only have been 4/7 if I had had my 1 and 2 sorted. I am a sad Potterite. 1) Rowling is such aSubmitted by WilliamPorygon on Wed, 2008-04-16 01:24.
1) Rowling is such a messed-up *****. If all authors were like her Cliffs Notes would be getting lawsuits up the wazoo. 2) 3/7, I don't read Harry Potter and I don't know many obscure legal terms. Damn! And I thought I knewSubmitted by Merricat on Wed, 2008-04-16 03:35.
Damn! And I thought I knew enough basic legal terms to muddle through. 4/7. BRING ON THE CAT VS SEX-TOYS DoD!!! And I thought I was a HarrySubmitted by dramallama56 on Wed, 2008-04-16 04:47.
And I thought I was a Harry Potter geek...shame 3/7 Damn I was doing do wellSubmitted by batgirl on Wed, 2008-04-16 06:29.
Damn I was doing do well until the last two...5/7 13/85 I guessed the first fiveSubmitted by guissmo on Wed, 2008-04-16 09:44.
I guessed the first five correctly. Hooray. Man this was toughSubmitted by soapyshoes on Wed, 2008-04-16 11:06.
Man this was tough considering law has actual latin in it, and harry potter has stuff that's based on latin. Good luck to you if you haven't taken any latin classes. 3/7 :( "Hey Loudmouth Lee dude, ISubmitted by Starblade on Wed, 2008-04-16 11:47.
"Hey Loudmouth Lee dude, Way to entirely misunderstand what he was saying. Also, 2/7. I probably shouldn't go to law school. lol i can read the dis orSubmitted by Johnboy on Wed, 2008-04-16 12:55.
lol i can read the dis or dat this time: lololol Put on your judge-slash-wizard robe, because J.K. Rowling is suing the publisher of Harry Potter Lexicon. Good old J.K. claims that the book constitutes wholesale theft of her hard work. You know I hope she wins the lawsuit so she can FINALLY catch a break and get a little bit of cash thrown her way. I mean, WHEN is she gonna catch a break? Now I’m gonna read off seven terms, and for each I want you to tell me if it’s # a legal term or #a spell used in the Harry Potter books. If it’s a % legal term, # press one. If it’s a % Potter spell, # press two. To skip it, % press 4. Each one right % gets you 250 magical lawsuits. Each one wrong % costs you 250. And you’ve only got 30 seconds to get the jury on your side. % The faster you answer the more points you’ll get. Let’s sue! Questions: malum prohibitum colloportus multifarious alluvion finite incantatem incarcerous but theres no flash... :/ I get that no-flash-thingSubmitted by Merricat on Wed, 2008-04-16 16:13.
I get that no-flash-thing often, Johnboy. Are you using Firefox? If you've got NoScript on, you have to allow YDKJ before the text goes away and the flash starts. I don't know why it still acts up every so often, even though I've given YDKJ full permissions. Just a glitch, I guess. I "ok" it again, and it works fine. 3/7 124/178. Bah!!! WhySubmitted by retroman28 on Wed, 2008-04-16 13:42.
3/7 124/178. Bah!!! Why couldn't Hermione help me out here! Does anyone have a time turner on them? I'll get it back to you before potions. So sad when I finally getSubmitted by CromwellF on Wed, 2008-04-16 13:54.
So sad when I finally get 7/7 and it's about Harry Potter! Oh, well...back to anime for me...where I belong. 10/181 $3603 I'm in the minority, I know,Submitted by Devinoch on Wed, 2008-04-16 15:21.
I'm in the minority, I know, but the Harry Potter books have always bored me. I tried reading the first one and found it laboriously slow and plodding. Guess this is the part where I get mauled by angry Potter fans, but hell, people are allowed to have different tastes, you know... I was thinking terms likeSubmitted by Game Keeper on Wed, 2008-04-16 20:49.
I was thinking terms like Habeus Corpus would be in there too. It would have been funny to have "OBJECTION" there at the end... you missed out Jellyvision. Anyways, I got idiotus 4/7 and still beat almost half the other people. Hmmmm....maybe i should haveSubmitted by JPsixty6 on Wed, 2008-04-16 21:37.
Hmmmm....maybe i should have went to law school DAMN....i LOVE harry potter,Submitted by jaahsten on Thu, 2008-04-17 00:29.
DAMN....i LOVE harry potter, but i missed one cuz my finger slipped on one that i KNEW was a spell....argh, gota work on my finger-eye coordination I did so poorly, I have toSubmitted by Angst on Thu, 2008-04-17 03:26.
I did so poorly, I have to wonder what BOSTON LEGAL is teaching me... obviously not law terminology! :/ Well, I figured I'd bombSubmitted by QuantumKitsune on Thu, 2008-04-17 12:18.
Well, I figured I'd bomb this one, having never so much as glanced at a HP book. 5/7 wasn't bad, though. Hahaha....7/7. Taking a LawSubmitted by elite fencer on Thu, 2008-04-17 13:02.
Hahaha....7/7. Taking a Law class and being well-versed in HP finally pays off. 7 of 7. i am a lame adultSubmitted by Lovethefallen on Fri, 2008-04-18 10:28.
7 of 7. i am a lame adult 4/7. As someone whoSubmitted by mochaloca85 on Sat, 2008-04-19 02:48.
4/7. As someone who regularly visits the Lexicon and Leaky, that's just pathetic. 5/7. Not bad who doesn'tSubmitted by Ashmoore on Sun, 2008-04-20 03:22.
5/7. Not bad who doesn't know much about law terminology. Ironically I'm an HP fan and the two I missed were spell names. hmmm. holy flying cows I knew theSubmitted by Tiffany on Tue, 2008-04-22 14:57.
holy flying cows I knew the first one (from legally blonde, of course) and I MIISSED IT!!!!!!!! The Harry Potter ones I kinda guessed because most of them are Latin I suspect... even though I am not a HP obsessed person like most people I know Wow 4/7. I thought I wouldSubmitted by Silnan on Tue, 2008-04-29 10:14.
Wow 4/7. I thought I would find this one easy. awesome! i knew all thoseSubmitted by im not druck I swear on Sun, 2008-06-29 14:28.
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I hope you people have been
I hope you people have been brushing up on your legal terms & your Harry Potter terms/words. Score: $4203 ranking 1/9 & I guess you can say I'm kind smart but not a lame adult, Cookmeister!