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Thursday, June 17, 2010  We told you so. Love, Jellyvision P.S. More THQ/Jellyvision YDKJ partnership news to come. Stay tuned! Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Hmm... that date sounds familiar. April 15th, April 15th... let me check my calendar. [SFX: paper rustling] Holy [BEEP]!! Taxes are due today! Already?! [SFX: Sound of Cookie crashing through soundbooth, looking for something] Where are my receipts?! I’ve gotta come up with some kind of system. They’re in a shoebox somewhere. This shoebox? No these are old love letters from... (sniffles) Vanessa. KEEP IT TOGETHER COOKIE! You don’t have time to get sad about Vanessa. Ah ha! Receipts! I found them. These are a mess! Wait, what year are these from? Some of these are from this year. This is going to take forever. Vanessa. KEEP IT TOGETHER! Okay, you’re going to help me... I’m going to read off seven receipts. For each I want you to tell me if # I should deduct it since it’s probably from 2007, or # I can’t deduct it yet because it’s definitely from 2008. If it’s a % 2007 purchase # press 1. If it’s a % 2008 purchase # press 2. And to skip # press 4. Right answers will really help me out. % But answer wrong and I’ll get audited. And I’ll kill you. % I have to get this in the mail in about... 30 seconds. % We can do this! Questions: $14 for the Eagles CD Long Road out of Eden $9 ticket to see Rambo in the theater $35 for a hardcover copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows $170 for Rock Band for XBox 360 $2,000 for a MacBook Air $20 for The Bourne Ultimatum on DVD
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
there is no way you did thatSubmitted by schnellnasty on Mon, 2008-04-14 23:48.
there is no way you did that dude without practicing first. no time to even read everything. i hate cheaters! Don't feed the troll. ThisSubmitted by drkenfp on Tue, 2008-04-15 06:27.
Don't feed the troll. This pathetic guy's entire existence, as I see it, is to stay up in the wee hours, catch the DisOrDat when it posts, cheat at it, then post the same patterned drivel to irritate us. Ignore him and he won't have control over your adrenaline level. It doesn't help that theySubmitted by 44GreenBlinks on Tue, 2008-04-15 13:07.
It doesn't help that they are naming DisOrDat's based on him. Form 1040-EZ/simple lol I know, when I saw the titleSubmitted by geetarcharlie17 on Tue, 2008-04-15 23:01.
I know, when I saw the title my mind went, "oh hellll no". Cheaters will see their fate as always. Everyone > WWEFanRulz and all his incarnates past and present. Why don't they just NIC banSubmitted by miamiandy on Tue, 2008-04-15 23:17.
Why don't they just NIC ban him or something. Just keep him from coming back for good? Because he works forSubmitted by apeminkie on Wed, 2008-04-16 16:25.
Because he works for Jellyvision? Whoo Hoo 7out of 7 FirstSubmitted by chilibeans on Mon, 2008-04-14 23:11.
Whoo Hoo 7out of 7 First post I must be sadistic, for ISubmitted by sinusoidally on Mon, 2008-04-14 23:24.
I must be sadistic, for I find Cookie's Vanessa pinings the apex of hilarity. Desperation begets desperation, I guess. And that's reason #464 why taxes are evil. The game? I sucked, as I knew I would. I live about two and a half years behind "the times", so 2005 is just starting to emerge from the fog . . . Well, a whole bunch of stuffSubmitted by QuantumKitsune on Mon, 2008-04-14 23:50.
Well, a whole bunch of stuff I couldn't care less about. i'm sorry that they didn'tSubmitted by soapyshoes on Tue, 2008-04-15 03:57.
i'm sorry that they didn't have anime dvds on there :,( I just noticed the name ofSubmitted by Lirael on Tue, 2008-04-15 00:09.
I just noticed the name of the 1040 form in the left hand column. ROFL! ...and I completely missedSubmitted by LoudmouthLee on Tue, 2008-04-15 06:56.
...and I completely missed that. HA! So did I. LOL He must haveSubmitted by Toaster on Tue, 2008-04-15 20:17.
So did I. LOL He must have missed it too, as he didn't reprimend Jellyvision for "stealing his line". Yay, 48th of of [50]! Waaah,Submitted by NPLDart on Tue, 2008-04-15 01:53.
Yay, 48th of of [50]! Waaah, Vanessa! I never liked 2007 anyway. Hey, um, Cookie... ISubmitted by Lemming on Tue, 2008-04-15 03:53.
Hey, um, Cookie... I suppose this might be a bad time right now, it being the 15th already and everything... But I can't seem to find my receipts for all my winnings for YDKJ over the last year... Finally! The first 7/7 in aSubmitted by soapyshoes on Tue, 2008-04-15 03:56.
Finally! The first 7/7 in a loooong time. 5th place out of 60 for now! ROCK BAND! That reminds me,Submitted by MowDownJoe on Tue, 2008-04-15 06:51.
ROCK BAND! That reminds me, I need to download the new Motley Crue song they put up in the Rock Band store. I hate such DoDs which youSubmitted by SoWhy on Tue, 2008-04-15 09:22.
I hate such DoDs which you really can't do if you are living in Europe... 4/7 $1805...I'll take that aSubmitted by retroman28 on Tue, 2008-04-15 10:55.
4/7 $1805...I'll take that a refund please. I don't know how to breakSubmitted by cooper on Tue, 2008-04-15 14:35.
I don't know how to break this to you Cookmeister, but I saw Vanessa dancing at Stringfellows in NYC...she was using her butt cheeks to take $5 bills out of Nate's mouth...sorry, Dude. 6/7 - 47/198 - $2698 -Submitted by Devinoch on Tue, 2008-04-15 15:03.
6/7 - 47/198 - $2698 - Remember Cookie, therapy sessions about the woman who broke your heart aren't deductible. I know they weren't for me... I was too distressed aboutSubmitted by Game Keeper on Tue, 2008-04-15 16:07.
I was too distressed about Cookie's lack of Vanessa that I messed this one up, but at least I know several people messed it up worse than me. It may be lonely at the top, but it certainly isn't at the bottom. Funny, I did this DisOrDatSubmitted by furrykef on Tue, 2008-04-15 16:13.
Funny, I did this DisOrDat *right* after I mailed my taxes. You GOT be to PULLING MY LEGSubmitted by MadWritter on Tue, 2008-04-15 16:33.
You GOT be to PULLING MY LEG on that one. WHAT the HELL was that?!! ISubmitted by Merricat on Tue, 2008-04-15 17:58.
WHAT the HELL was that?!! I thought I at least GLIMPSED pop culture in the past year, but the whole thing was a guess-o-thon. 6/7, but only 1 or 2 actually "known". Happy birthday to me tomorrow. Jellyvision, could you come up with a birthday DoD on something I have a clue about? Like, say, biochemistry? Geophysics? Words and lyrics to the original Broadway production of Cats? Knitting? Sigh. I need a life. Funny, my birthday's the daySubmitted by furrykef on Tue, 2008-04-15 21:28.
Funny, my birthday's the day after yours. Is it... a name of aSubmitted by understatedgrey on Wed, 2008-04-16 01:48.
Is it... a name of a character from the Broadway production of Cats or... a sex toy. 1 for cats and 2 for sex toy... ...Rumpleteaser... *insert witty commentary and topical references here* There's a reason why I don't write episodes for JV. D: I don't know about that,Submitted by Merricat on Wed, 2008-04-16 03:30.
I don't know about that, understatedgrey. I could definitely see a DoD in the making here. Hmmm....what could be "both"? Thanks for making my day! :-D 5/7 Not bad since I tend toSubmitted by Toaster on Tue, 2008-04-15 20:16.
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I hope ALL of you people
I hope ALL of you people filed your taxes & mailed them in on time. I already did my part :) Yeah this Dis or Dat is tough as nails & kudos to Jellyvison for bleeping out the Holy s**t! Score: $4143 ranking: 1/15 for now. Hey Cookie, file your own taxes dude!