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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Go buy that 72-inch boob tube you’ve been wanting, because the Miss USA Pageant Is Tonight! Every year at Jellyvision, we have a Miss USA office pool, where we all pick three ladies we think will win. This year, I went with Miss Idaho, Miss Wyoming, and a write-in candidate of Miss Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Anyway, every year everybody comes over to my place to watch it, and I serve a variety of finger foods. And since we all want to look our best for the pageant, after the finger foods, I send around a plate of laxatives. Oh, that reminds me... I gotta buy some more matches. Anyway... I’m gonna read off seven facts about common finger foods, which, by the way, generally do not contain fingers. For each one, tell me if # the food fact is correct or # the food fact is incorrect. If it’s % correct, # press one. If it’s # incorrect, # press 2. To skip, press 4. Each one right gets you 250 Swedish Fish % which, by the way, are not made of Swedish fish. Each one wrong costs you 250. And your answers must be kept under 30 seconds. Smile pretty! Questions: chicken fingers come from a chicken’s fingers buffalo wings come from a buffalo’s wings butt portion of a ham comes from a pig’s butt armadillo balls are made of an armadillo’s balls head cheese is made from a cow’s head elephant ears come from an elephant’s ears
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
I hope you people know yourSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Thu, 2008-04-10 23:19.
I hope you people know your 2008 Miss USA Pageants/contestants/partipants*. MMM, bearclaws, that's mighty good eating! I think bearclaws are doughnuts, if I'm not mistaken. Score: $3973 ranking: 1/11...for now. *Oh wait, this Dis or Dat was not about the pageant participants b/c it was about finger food, oh well, that's the way the ol' ball bounces. LOL, party at Cookie's house ha ha ha ha ha! 7/7 and $3666. A bit ominousSubmitted by ybot on Fri, 2008-04-11 05:56.
7/7 and $3666. A bit ominous maybe? My high school's phoneSubmitted by Xeneizes on Mon, 2008-04-14 12:53.
My high school's phone number was 4666. I always said my high school years were hell.... That was....odd. No pig'sSubmitted by cooper on Fri, 2008-04-11 08:48.
That was....odd. No pig's knuckles? No frog's legs? No scooter pies? oh...no...wait... 7/7 - 21/101 - Not tooSubmitted by Devinoch on Fri, 2008-04-11 09:31.
7/7 - 21/101 - Not too shabby a way to end the week. 122/124. That's what I getSubmitted by retroman28 on Fri, 2008-04-11 11:07.
122/124. That's what I get for not thinking! One of the better DoDs as ofSubmitted by Genexi2 on Fri, 2008-04-11 11:07.
One of the better DoDs as of lately. It was a good idea, but 6/7Submitted by Game Keeper on Fri, 2008-04-11 16:21.
It was a good idea, but 6/7 and I am below average. That's what I get for not thinking world peace while playing. Ugh, I really screwed upSubmitted by Lemming on Sat, 2008-04-12 00:13.
Ugh, I really screwed up with the ham one... I read it as pork for some reason, in which a pork butt isn't from the actual butt end of the pig. Good to see the chickenSubmitted by Lirael on Sat, 2008-04-12 01:56.
Good to see the chicken fingers question - that obviously means Nate wasn't fired after Zinfandelgate. Go Nate! The fat, bald guy in drag?Submitted by JDspeeder1 on Sat, 2008-04-12 11:07.
The fat, bald guy in drag? Seriously, never do that again! 7/7 for once in my life. MySubmitted by sakurarocket on Sat, 2008-04-12 18:11.
7/7 for once in my life. My knowledge of useless food trivia has finally come in handy :P 7/7, but you have to admitSubmitted by Merricat on Sun, 2008-04-13 15:04.
7/7, but you have to admit this one was a "gimme". (But what the hell are Armadillo Balls?) 12 out of 562... got all 7,Submitted by StormDragonZ on Wed, 2008-05-21 17:09.
12 out of 562... got all 7, but I was slow on the time... |
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Mmm. Bearclaws. This will
Mmm. Bearclaws.
This will most likely be the only time I will achieve a number one rank. Insomnia! Yay!