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Thursday, June 17, 2010  We told you so. Love, Jellyvision P.S. More THQ/Jellyvision YDKJ partnership news to come. Stay tuned! Monday, September 22, 2008 
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Tuesday, September 25, 2007
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Cheers! A European wine study concluded that nearly 90% of all wines contain pesticides. To test this theory, I’m going to pour myself a glass of wine and a glass of pesticides and see if I can taste the difference. We’ll start with the pesticides. (SFX: pouring) Hmm. Okay. First, swirl the pesticides in the glass. Oooh, nice legs. Next, gently sniff the pesticides. (take in deep breath) Ah... a hint of methyl isocyanate.... maybe a little raspberry. And finally... taste. (SFX: sipping) Mmmm... nuttier than expected. Earthy. I like it. Nate, forget the wine, order me four boxes of this 2008 rodenticide. Bill it to Jellyvision. And, while we’re on the topic of wine, I’m gonna read off seven types of it. For each one, tell me if it’s, you guessed it, # a red wine or # a white wine. If it’s % red, # press 1. If it’s % white, # press 2. To “sip”, press 4. Each one right gets you a 250-dollar bottle of wine.% Each one wrong gets you 250 varieties of pesticides in your food.% And this question will be fully aged in 30 seconds. % Let’s get sideways! Questions: Chardonnay Reisling Cabernet Sauvignon Pinot Grigio Syrah Zinfandel
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Yeah but White Zinfandel isSubmitted by jbpoquelin on Thu, 2008-04-10 04:26.
Yeah but White Zinfandel is really pink, not white, it's a "rosé" wine. no, zinfandel is red.Submitted by EGrov311 on Tue, 2008-06-03 22:56.
no, zinfandel is red. there is a white zinfandel but zinfandel is not considered red zinfandel or white zinfandel. it's just either zinfandel or white zinfandel. if you go to a wine store and ask for zinfandel, you'll get a red. 7/7 Jellyvision, there are BOTHSubmitted by LoudmouthLee on Wed, 2008-04-09 23:11.
Jellyvision, there are BOTH red and white Zinfandels! :P First time ever there's a possible both answer.. and you blew it :) Okay, okay. Zinfandels are red. White zinfandels are rose (with an accent over the "e") wines, which means they're pink. We're just saying "Zinfandel," so the answer should be red. In any case, it could never be white. So there, you forced us to give away an answer in the comments section. Our apologies for our initial mistake, and the confusion. It's really all our intern Nate's fault. He doesn't drink anything but soda and hot mustard sauce. -Jellyvision ROFL! I love it! Didn't knowSubmitted by Merricat on Thu, 2008-04-10 00:38.
ROFL! I love it! Didn't know there was anything to be "fixed" until I saw your post, Lee. 7/7, for once, and honestly earned - my family's been making wine for decades. Thanks, Jellyvision, you made my night! Soda mixed with hot mustardSubmitted by Lirael on Thu, 2008-04-10 04:10.
Soda mixed with hot mustard sauce would probably be better than a white Zinfandel. Poor Jellyvision - not your week, is it? Shoulda read the whole waySubmitted by jbpoquelin on Thu, 2008-04-10 04:27.
Shoulda read the whole way down saved myself 1, no wait, 2 replies. I'm gonna get me some white coffee... zinfandel is most definitelySubmitted by Moose6868 on Wed, 2008-04-09 23:15.
zinfandel is most definitely a red wine! 6/7. The Pinot Gris was mySubmitted by sinusoidally on Wed, 2008-04-09 23:17.
6/7. The Pinot Gris was my pilcrow. Mine was the Pinot Grigio.Submitted by Lirael on Thu, 2008-04-10 00:07.
Mine was the Pinot Grigio. Damn those sneaky pinots! Really? I use a bottle in mySubmitted by FXWizard on Thu, 2008-04-10 08:42.
Really? I use a bottle in my Prince Albert. HEY! zins are RED!!!Submitted by annaannaanna on Wed, 2008-04-09 23:44.
HEY! zins are RED!!! zinfandel.... i mean, i've had a few tonight, and i'm pretty sure they're RED! love you guys... heck, i love EVERYONE... i'm tipsy!! Saw Pinot, hit Red. Bugger.Submitted by tlhinman on Thu, 2008-04-10 00:06.
Saw Pinot, hit Red. Bugger. White Zinfandel is PINK. YouSubmitted by KingErroenous on Thu, 2008-04-10 00:10.
White Zinfandel is PINK. You are correct. Our apologies. We'll call our fake bank and refund any fake money you may have lost due to our egregious error. - Jellyvision And its status as actualSubmitted by filmbuff on Thu, 2008-04-10 01:26.
And its status as actual wine is questionable. I know my wines. 1/34Submitted by Nentikobe on Thu, 2008-04-10 00:40.
I know my wines. 1/34 baby!! Even beat the troll. I'm so happy..... (so sad it doesn't take much...) Considering the fact thatSubmitted by dramallama56 on Thu, 2008-04-10 04:20.
Considering the fact that I'm too young to drink wine and have never had any...3/7 doesn't suck all that much. That's a joke. White Zinfandel, thoughSubmitted by Covarr on Thu, 2008-04-10 04:28.
White Zinfandel, though technically pink, is still considered a white wine. Nonetheless, Zinfandel without "white" in front of its name is a red wine. Since the question only asks about Zinfandel, and not White Zinfandel, there should be no argument; no mistake was made on Jellyvision's part. I put red vodka in my whiteSubmitted by jbpoquelin on Thu, 2008-04-10 04:53.
I put red vodka in my white coffee... Think I'm going to stop reading the posts now. I need to drink moreSubmitted by lucyrickyalex on Thu, 2008-04-10 05:52.
I need to drink more wine. 3/7, $1,811, 58/79. 3/7. I know nothing at allSubmitted by Starblade on Thu, 2008-04-10 06:42.
3/7. I know nothing at all about wines. 6/7 - 30/128 - and I hateSubmitted by Devinoch on Thu, 2008-04-10 09:46.
6/7 - 30/128 - and I hate wine! Huh... how about that. 3/7. This is what I get forSubmitted by retroman28 on Thu, 2008-04-10 10:25.
3/7. This is what I get for drinking mostly boxed wine. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be taste testing at the corner bar sipping on some fine ales. i didn't do too badSubmitted by swtpepsigirl9577 on Thu, 2008-04-10 10:50.
i didn't do too bad considering i don't really drink wine..i missed the last two. Ahhhh...I have a case ofSubmitted by cooper on Thu, 2008-04-10 13:37.
Ahhhh...I have a case of 1987 Raid in the basement just waiting for the right moment to uncork... What happened to TuesdaySubmitted by RobWS04 on Thu, 2008-04-10 14:40.
What happened to Tuesday 4/8? I didn't get here that day and hoped to get two Dis or Dats in a row Two words: technicalSubmitted by showofhands on Fri, 2008-04-11 12:00.
Two words: technical difficulties. They posted on Tuesday that they couldn't keep that day's scheduled DOD up for more than four hours without it crashing. 2 out of 7... looks like ISubmitted by sbscout on Thu, 2008-04-10 14:45.
2 out of 7... looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking... All right, let's clear upSubmitted by Nitrokitty on Thu, 2008-04-10 14:52.
All right, let's clear up the Zinfandel debate amongst our players here. Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zinfandel and take a look at the picture. That is most clearly a RED grape. "White" Zinfandel is made by harvesting the Zinfandel grapes early, before any defining soil characteristics can emerge and leaving the grapes as basically nothing but pure sugar. The skins are then removed from the vat before fermentation, leaving behind what is basically alcoholic sugar water. For those of you out there who thought Zinfandel was a white, I praise Jellyvision for fooling you obviously uncultured barbarians and encourage you to drink a better class of fermented grape juice. 7/7, btw. 2/7, pure guesswork as I'mSubmitted by Genexi2 on Thu, 2008-04-10 15:09.
2/7, pure guesswork as I'm one of the losers that won't drink anything with alcohol in it Well I blew that one, and ISubmitted by sakurarocket on Thu, 2008-04-10 16:23.
Well I blew that one, and I thought I knew a little about wine. By the way, after seeing that picture I won't be drinking wine again for a looong time *barf* 19/239 Sometimes it's goodSubmitted by Toaster on Thu, 2008-04-10 20:14.
19/239 Sometimes it's good to be a wino, I mean wine connoisseur. I'm going to go drink a box of White Zin now to celebrate. Hmm, this feels more likeSubmitted by furrykef on Thu, 2008-04-10 22:40.
Hmm, this feels more like something that would be on a normal quiz show rather than on YDKJ... Spelling mistake - it'sSubmitted by Andrew Aguecheek on Fri, 2008-04-11 12:31.
Spelling mistake - it's "Riesling", not "Reisling". WATCH YOUR SPELLING! It'sSubmitted by rodneon on Fri, 2008-04-11 15:13.
WATCH YOUR SPELLING! Go figure. The Friday dis orSubmitted by Game Keeper on Fri, 2008-04-11 16:25.
Go figure. The Friday dis or dat that I knew, I was below average. This one I pound 1 (as I have no clue about wine) and I'm above average. This explains a lot... $74, 392/394 This is my mostSubmitted by TriptychR on Mon, 2008-04-14 09:17.
$74, 392/394 This is my most awesomely worst score ever. Wow, I really don't know mySubmitted by yeah and that on Mon, 2008-04-21 21:15.
Wow, I really don't know my wines. 5/7 My bailout strategy was toSubmitted by groovyboy on Sun, 2008-10-05 01:15.
My bailout strategy was to pretty much go everything red... isn't that what's in that box stuff anyway? Thanks You temizlikSubmitted by sanane on Fri, 2008-10-24 13:19.
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Hope you people know your red & white wines b/c this one is a tough as nails Dis or Dat. Hey Jellyvision, there are Red & White Zinfandel wines so this SHOULD have been a both, you guys BLEW it! Score: $4158 ranking: 1/5...for now.