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Make sure you know the right kung-fu moves to defend against a bird, because A Seagull Has Returned to Super 8 Motel for His Annual Doughnut! Every year at a Duluth Super 8 a seagull, nicknamed “Steven Seagull,” taps at the lobby’s front door until someone gives him a doughnut. This is amazing!! To be honest, I’d be LESS surprised if it was actually Steven Seagal who did that. Now I’m gonna list off seven titles. And for each, I want you to tell me if it’s # a Steven Seagal movie or #a documentary about birds. If it’s % Steven Seagal, # press one. If it’s % birds, # press two. To skip it, % press 4. Each one right % gets you 250 birds. Each one wrong % costs you 250. And you’ve only got 30 seconds, which is furthest I’ve ever gotten into a Steven Seagall movie. % The faster you answer the more points you’ll get. Let’s go! Questions: Into the Sun Flight of Fury Land of the Eagle Deep Blue Life in the Freezer Out of Reach
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Yeah good job, indeed. Am ISubmitted by geetarcharlie17 on Fri, 2008-04-04 20:46.
Yeah good job, indeed. Am I being sarcastic? No, I'm just typing this for fun. *shakes head in slight pity* c'mon, now. It's getting old. Thank you very much for thisSubmitted by galleoncu on Fri, 2008-10-24 07:57.
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I was expecting StevenSubmitted by cpuguy on Thu, 2008-04-03 23:53.
I was expecting Steven Seagal Movie and Flock of Seagulls song. If so, I'd probably have done even worse. Hey, I was half right at least. Ooooh, I would have likedSubmitted by Toaster on Fri, 2008-04-04 19:04.
Ooooh, I would have liked that. Flock of Seagulls only had the one song, "I Ran", right? :) 17/18! There's a specialSubmitted by CaptainSpam on Thu, 2008-04-03 23:55.
17/18! There's a special sort of pride that comes with not knowing Steven Seagal movies... Amen to that. I feel deepSubmitted by Merricat on Fri, 2008-04-04 12:58.
Amen to that. I feel deep shame for my 5/7. Having guessed them all mitigates that. A little. Definitely. I'm basking inSubmitted by Lirael on Sat, 2008-04-05 06:37.
Definitely. I'm basking in the glowing light of my guessed 4/7. 41/42? Someone actually didSubmitted by filmbuff on Fri, 2008-04-04 01:38.
41/42? Someone actually did worse than me on that? 25/53 And I guessed theSubmitted by Autismmom on Fri, 2008-04-04 04:09.
25/53 And I guessed the entire thing :) Wow I should've known theSubmitted by dj HaQ on Fri, 2008-04-04 06:09.
Wow I should've known the last one. I guess "Winged Migration"Submitted by yellowmoon on Fri, 2008-04-04 06:48.
I guess "Winged Migration" would have been too simple. Never saw a Seagal movie, soSubmitted by Umandsf on Fri, 2008-04-04 07:19.
Never saw a Seagal movie, so I bombed this one. Add another one to theSubmitted by Dixie on Fri, 2008-04-04 12:05.
Add another one to the bombed list. I'll settle for the top 50%Submitted by cooper on Fri, 2008-04-04 13:46.
I'll settle for the top 50% on this...Steven Seagal...Billy Jack with long hair.... Mediocrity prevails. I findSubmitted by mochaloca85 on Fri, 2008-04-04 17:04.
Mediocrity prevails. I find Steven Seagall movies boring and birds only marginally more interesting. 5/7. $3034. So forgive me ifSubmitted by Captain Reynolds on Fri, 2008-04-04 21:50.
5/7. $3034. So forgive me if I don't care for shitty movies with the same damn character in them all... wow, one of my best. 11 outSubmitted by audax on Sat, 2008-04-05 01:16.
wow, one of my best. 11 out of like 300 Wow... I think there's alsoSubmitted by Game Keeper on Sat, 2008-04-05 19:49.
Wow... I think there's also a certain pride with having your movie titles not sound like bird documentaries. Gotta say, the best StevenSubmitted by Red X on Sun, 2008-04-06 07:40.
Gotta say, the best Steven Seagal movie EVER was missing here (obviously)...Executive Decision. Why is it the best Steven Seagal movie ever? BECAUSE HE DIES IN THE FIRST 40 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE! ...oh, and Kurt Russell and Halle Berry are the heroes, WITHOUT having to do any fancy kung-fu martial artistry. X Steven Seagal is for theSubmitted by njeyeguy on Tue, 2008-04-08 04:38.
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Yeah I went all Steven
Yeah I went all Steven Seagall on this Dis or Dat. Hope you people know your Steven Seagall movies & documentaries on birds. Score: $4134 ranking: 1/3..for now