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Friday, July 18, 2008 
Jack. More fun than a tiny barrel of monkeys.
Monday, March 5, 2007
Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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If you love non-threatening male singing, you’re in luck... Clay Aiken is joinging the cast of Spamalot. In a Newsweek interview he admitted that until recently he thought Monty Python was a person. [sighs] He also refused to answer questions during the interview about his sexual orientation... which I take to mean that he’s not gay. Right? I mean, Clay Aiken couldn’t be gay, could he, Nate? Nate: I don’t know if he’s gay, but he’s certainly dreamy. Cookie: See! Neither Clay nor Nate are gay. Anyway.. I“m going to list off seven songs. For each I want you to tell me if it’s # a Clay Aiken song, or # a Monty Python song. If it’s % Aiken # press 1. If it’s % Python # press 2. And to skip % press 4. Right answers will get you $250. % But answer wrong and your score will shuffle off this mortal coil and join the choir invisible. % You should only need about 30 second to get this all figured out. % Okay, we’re all warmed up. Let’s go! Questions: “Touch” “The Lumberjack Song” “Every Sperm Is Sacred” “The Penis Song” “Anything Goes In” “Measure of a Man”
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5/4? After I broke $3000?Submitted by klyn on Fri, 2008-01-18 00:12.
5/4? After I broke $3000? I hate y'all. Yeah I like how there is aSubmitted by YDKJRulz on Fri, 2008-01-18 10:26.
Yeah I like how there is a picture of clay with some spam, nice! Hey Nate IF you are reading this dude, ALMOST a great impersonation of Chris Crocker, now that....that's cool. Score: $4266 ranking: 1/5...for now. Yeah do give Nate a raise for the rendition of "Leave Britney alone" One of these days I'm goingSubmitted by njp1983 on Fri, 2008-01-18 01:48.
One of these days I'm going to have to get around to watching that damn Chris Crocker video. No, no I'm not. I think I can live without it. Missed one, but I'm okay with that :) Chris Crocker actuallySubmitted by showofhands on Fri, 2008-01-18 16:41.
Chris Crocker actually called Brtiiney Spears "a GOOD person?" Hey Chris, what cave have YOU been living in the last year? Let me put it to you this way: Chris Benoit was a better parent than Brittney Spears. Flavor Flav was better at child-rearing than Brittney Spears. Try watching Seth Green'sSubmitted by dslacker on Sat, 2008-01-19 14:46.
Try watching Seth Green's imitation of Crocker's video. I'm ashamed to admit that was hilarious. Yeek! 5/7. I need to brushSubmitted by dj HaQ on Fri, 2008-01-18 02:08.
Yeek! 5/7. I need to brush up on my Monty Python! Give Nate a raise for thatSubmitted by KingErroenous on Fri, 2008-01-18 02:32.
Give Nate a raise for that stirring rendition of "Leave Britney Alone". The opener and ending wereSubmitted by xSmootx on Fri, 2008-01-18 04:09.
The opener and ending were great =D The DoD itself however, was crap. I don't agree with Smoot.Submitted by LoudmouthLee on Fri, 2008-01-18 07:07.
I don't agree with Smoot. How could a DoD be crap? You don't like the subject matter? I find it borderline genius-like that you guys can consistently take two completely different topics and find a list that is difficult enough to sort. I find it hysterical that, in this case, Clay Aiken's tune tracks are.. questionable :) 6/7. Overthought the process for one of them. "And now for somethingSubmitted by Dixie on Fri, 2008-01-18 09:27.
"And now for something completely different..." How I love Cleese. And MP in general. Too bad for the wrong answers and caffeine twitching. And lastly, someone needs to give Nate a cookie. He's done a good job for once. "That wasn't perfect, butSubmitted by Captain Reynolds on Fri, 2008-01-18 10:08.
"That wasn't perfect, but you should always look on the bright side of life." Is it too much to ask that Cookie do the whistling number after saying that? :-p 6/7; 14/101 so far. 34/105, 6/7, And the winnerSubmitted by Devinoch on Fri, 2008-01-18 10:51.
34/105, 6/7, And the winner for funniest thing said in a DisOrDat this week clearly goes to Nate. Well played, intern... well played. Give Nate a raise! My dogSubmitted by mhedstrom on Fri, 2008-01-18 11:50.
Give Nate a raise! My dog freaked out when I started laughing hysterically at his Britney spoof. "Always look on the brightSubmitted by cooper on Fri, 2008-01-18 12:11.
"Always look on the bright side of death...(whistle here)..." and if you're not going toSubmitted by retroman28 on Fri, 2008-01-18 12:19.
and if you're not going to give Nate a raise, at least treat him to Chicken cutlets. Good thing I know my MontySubmitted by Toaster on Fri, 2008-01-18 13:44.
Good thing I know my Monty Python...yeah, my Monty Python, that's it. :) 7/7 and 13/208. My best DoDSubmitted by sinusoidally on Fri, 2008-01-18 20:56.
7/7 and 13/208. My best DoD score ever (how I wish I had signed in!!), thanks to the Monty Python Sings cassette I wore out sometime back in the 20th century. I admit this may qualify me as an unabashed nerd, but I can also say I've never had the pleasure of hearing a single Clay Aiken song, so I think I'm at .500 on the cosmic dork scale. Ahem. Anyway . . . awesome bit of acting in the tag there. (It WAS acting, wasn't it?) YES! Total Monty PythonSubmitted by nikki on Sat, 2008-01-19 00:19.
YES! Total Monty Python fan...however, I forgot about the Anything Goes In song until it was too late :( I have only one thing toSubmitted by SataNick on Sat, 2008-01-19 09:57.
I have only one thing to say, and that is 'Ni!' Leave NateSubmitted by jon_longhorn83 on Sat, 2008-01-19 23:51.
Leave Nate alone!!!!NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cant stand ClaySubmitted by LittleRae77 on Sun, 2008-01-20 13:01.
Cant stand Clay Aiken....Love Monty Python.. Huge conflict of interest for me ~Rachel~ That was great... I wasSubmitted by Game Keeper on Mon, 2008-01-21 13:59.
That was great... I was expecting some sort of trick question on the dis or dat... which is why I did so badly. At least now I know I can donate if I wanted to. weee! i love python, butSubmitted by dingbat666 on Fri, 2008-01-25 01:52.
weee! i love python, but still missed one. oops! :P Clay Aiken isSubmitted by jack daddy on Thu, 2008-02-28 22:06.
Clay Aiken is 'spammy'...(whistle here)... I wouldn't know a Clay AikenSubmitted by BRBTheFireball on Mon, 2008-03-10 12:12.
I wouldn't know a Clay Aiken song if it jumped up and bit me in the ass, but I knew all of the Monty Python songs instantly. I could probably imagine Clay singing "The Lumberjack Song", though... :-D |
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