Talk about legal briefs. A man sued his dry cleaners for 54 million dollars because they lost his pants, % but a judge this week ruled in favor of the dry cleaners. OK, OK, it was a ridiculous lawsuit, but I mean, poor Roy Pearson, forced to go without pants! See, I firmly believe that not wearing pants is a choice. (aside) Nate! [SFX: legs becoming unstuck from chair] Time to clean my chair again! So, I’m going to read off seven lawsuits, and for each one, I want you to tell me if it’s ... # a real lawsuit filed in U.S. courts or # something I just made up. Yeah, you heard me. If the lawsuit is % Real # press one. If it’s % Fake, # press 2. To skip, press 4. Each one right gets you $250 million dollars. % Each one wrong gets you countersued for $250 million. % And your pants will be ready in 30 seconds or less. % Let’s do it. Questions: student sues U. of Idaho for falling out window while mooning woman sues McDonald’s for hot coffee spilling on her in car man sues McDonald’s for milkshake spilling on him while driving man sues McDonald’s because he’s obese from eating there man sues Nike because he looks like Michael Jordan man sues magician David Blaine for stealing his godly powers