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Friday, July 18, 2008 
Jack. More fun than a tiny barrel of monkeys.
Monday, March 5, 2007
Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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I don’t know if you’ve HEARD the news, but... Marcel Marceau, the famous French mime, has passed away. I actually have a copy of his tragic 911 call. [sfx: tape hiss] Operator: 911. What’s your emergency? [silence] State your emergency please. [silence] Hello? [sound of somone falling over] Cookie: So... I’m going to list off seven things, and for each I want you to tell me if # it could describe a mime, # it could describe a dead body, % or both. If it’s a % mime # press 1. If it’s a % corpse # press 2. If it’s both # press 3. And to skip % press 4. Right answers will make your rich. % But answer wrong and you can’t take it with you. % The life expectancy for this game is about 30 seconds. % Go! Questions: doesn’t speak pale white face often stuck in a box has growing hair and fingernails can scare children many of them are French
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
Pah! The hair andSubmitted by Lirael on Mon, 2007-09-24 23:40.
Pah! The hair and fingernails thing is an URBAN LEGEND! Pah! The hair andSubmitted by Lirael on Mon, 2007-09-24 23:41.
Pah! The hair and fingernails thing is an URBAN LEGEND! So true, I apparently saidSubmitted by Lirael on Mon, 2007-09-24 23:42.
So true, I apparently said it twice. Tis true. The skin simplySubmitted by Luci on Wed, 2007-09-26 10:26.
Tis true. The skin simply shrinks back, giving the illusion of growth. I want my points back! ................Submitted by retroman28 on Tue, 2007-09-25 00:03.
................ ..... .......... .......... ......... . ............... ................. ............ ..... ........ ...... .....! Why would there be an urbanSubmitted by bailey420 on Tue, 2007-09-25 00:22.
Why would there be an urban legend about your hair and fingernails still growing after you expire? I mean who would make something like that up??? http://www.snopes.com/scienceSubmitted by furrykef on Tue, 2007-09-25 03:45.
http://www.snopes.com/science/nailgrow.asp I answered "mimes" on that one. I demand my $500 (my $250 back from getting it "wrong", plus $250 more for getting it right). ;) Because it looks like itSubmitted by AnruiK on Tue, 2007-09-25 00:28.
Because it looks like it grows, but really it doesn't. So true, I apparently saidSubmitted by ufo on Sat, 2008-03-22 08:57.
So true, I apparently said it twice. 12/40. And now, in honor ofSubmitted by Host Wannabe on Tue, 2007-09-25 01:47.
12/40. And now, in honor of Msr. Marceau...a moment of talking. Thank you. The EASIEST DisorDat withSubmitted by geetarcharlie17 on Tue, 2007-09-25 02:11.
The EASIEST DisorDat with the "both" option. Keyword: ahem...both. RIP Marceau. More of an attack on mimesSubmitted by markusdragon on Tue, 2007-09-25 02:52.
More of an attack on mimes than a DisOrDat, really. But the hair and nails on aSubmitted by Autismmom on Tue, 2007-09-25 04:09.
But the hair and nails on a corpse doesn't grow! Speaking as aSubmitted by Angst on Wed, 2007-09-26 02:53.
Speaking as a lay-taxidermist; hair and nails DON'T grow after death. The corpse becomes dehydrated and the skin recedes from the nails giving the impression of growth. If you don't believe me, believe SNOPES: 1/120 Yay! Predicted theSubmitted by guissmo on Tue, 2007-09-25 08:55.
1/120 Yay! Predicted the catch. ;) I wonder if they did thisSubmitted by QuantumKitsune on Tue, 2007-09-25 10:12.
I wonder if they did this for shits and giggles, or if they were really tired of us bitching about boths. :) Purposely get every oneSubmitted by retroman28 on Tue, 2007-09-25 10:56.
Purposely get every one wrong and listen to Cookie's comment. I did, and I ended up at theSubmitted by showofhands on Sun, 2007-09-30 08:57.
I did, and I ended up at the bottom of the scoreboard as a result. "You must REALLY hate Boths?" No s@#&, Sherlock. I also knew it was an urbanSubmitted by Devinoch on Tue, 2007-09-25 10:44.
I also knew it was an urban legend! Damn you, Jellyvision! 6/7 should've been 7/7! BAH! My first time playing thisSubmitted by NotJustAZero on Tue, 2007-09-25 11:01.
My first time playing this game in the morning on my laptop that nobody else uses but me and Jellyvision tells me someone else already played this game on this computer so my score can't be posted. bleh. Funniest both ever!!!!! I hope no French were offended in the making of this DoD. That was really funny but ISubmitted by matbluvenger on Tue, 2007-09-25 13:24.
That was really funny but I would have a perfect score if you guys had your fingernail facts straight... hmmmmmmm $3636, 33/168. I'mSubmitted by heavyweightboxer on Tue, 2007-09-25 14:19.
$3636, 33/168. I'm speechless. Apparently Marceau is too. * * * * * * * It's the group where high culture and pop culture and Internet crack combine... http://groups.myspace.com/YDKJtheMySpaceGroup What, its illegal to burry aSubmitted by scotchydow on Tue, 2007-09-25 14:54.
What, its illegal to burry a mime in your back yard? What if he's alive when you do it? Or better yet, what if he's French? Actually, Marceau spoke onceSubmitted by jademyst on Tue, 2007-09-25 14:59.
Actually, Marceau spoke once while in character--he had the only speaking role in Mel Brooks' "Silent Movie". When asked if he would appear in the movie-within-the-movie, he said, "Non!" Great Movie. Of course thatSubmitted by njeyeguy on Tue, 2007-09-25 18:41.
Great Movie. Of course that came out right after Blazing Saddles. And that's a hard movie to follow. Hey -- I thought one ofSubmitted by Game Keeper on Tue, 2007-09-25 23:50.
Hey -- I thought one of these was on the back burner. :) Nice to see you are reading our comments, I feel so important. I could have got a higher rank (though I did pretty well anyway) but I wanted to read all of them. Great job :) Heh, this one kinda remindedSubmitted by The McCormack on Wed, 2007-09-26 06:59.
Heh, this one kinda reminded me of the "Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, or Both" DoD from The Ride. The amusing thing is: whenSubmitted by Merusdraconis on Wed, 2007-09-26 08:18.
The amusing thing is: when he wasn't performing, Marcel Marceau could talk your ear off. Dammit, I got nailed as wellSubmitted by Dubious Merit on Thu, 2007-09-27 16:43.
Dammit, I got nailed as well - they don't freakin' grow, guys. Also it's legal to bury a corpse in your back yard in some more rural areas. Hahaha!! i hate mimes...Submitted by Zebobbybird on Sat, 2007-10-06 23:18.
Hahaha!! You lie, sirs, and I demandSubmitted by ntlespino on Wed, 2007-10-17 09:46.
You lie, sirs, and I demand my 500. 7/7,i'll never do that wellSubmitted by lcmmonroe on Mon, 2007-10-29 20:18.
7/7,i'll never do that well again i'm sure LOL! Funniest DoD ever... ISubmitted by Cathy on Sat, 2008-01-12 09:52.
LOL! Funniest DoD ever... I just hate mimes... whoa... 1/7.... *sits insideSubmitted by Tiffany on Fri, 2008-03-07 15:36.
whoa... 1/7.... *sits inside a box with a bag over head* Woooow....it actually tookSubmitted by Girkon on Fri, 2008-03-07 19:49.
Woooow....it actually took me a few of them before I got the joke....Bravo. I am so glad I am not theSubmitted by LunaCsettingIn on Tue, 2008-03-11 19:31.
I am so glad I am not the only one enraged at losing points over a fallacy. I was going to be angrySubmitted by Ornithopter on Fri, 2008-04-04 03:22.
I was going to be angry about the hair/fingernail thing, but a bunch of people already did it for me. Awesome. Even though the nails andSubmitted by dobbybabee on Mon, 2008-06-16 18:41.
Even though the nails and hair stop growing, the skin shrinks, giving an illusion that it is growing, because of an increase in length. That is probably why the question said that the hair grew. If it was stated that the nail and hair increased over time, then it would be a valid question with a valid answer. |
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