Thursday, June 17, 2010
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We told you so.

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P.S. More THQ/Jellyvision YDKJ partnership news to come. Stay tuned!
Monday, September 22, 2008
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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Friday, September 19, 2008
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Party like it's Jack 99.
 
Monday, April 16, 2007
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And on the seventh day, Jack was arrested.
Thursday, January 1, 1970
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Monday, April 21, 2008
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Nate's Final Episode
 
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
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A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
Friday, May 16, 2008
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Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
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Pants Suits

FAQ

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These frequently asked questions should answer anything you want to know about our new Web site and our new Daily DisOrDat.

Q: Why can’t I see Jilly, the Jellyvision mascot?
A: Jilly went to live on a farm.
 
Q: Where can I buy a pair of Jellyvision boxer shorts?
A: From a man milling around in an alley near our headquarters in Chicago.
 
Q: I am using Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.0 and I cannot click on the
game?
A: That’s not a question.
 
Q: What’s that one song… you know, about the girl and…?
A: “Everything I Own” by Bread.
 
Q: Who is the oldest of the Neville Brothers?
A: Arthur, born in 1937.
 
Q: Why won’t you dress up like R2-D2 for me?
A: The costume is simply too expensive.
 
Q: If a train leaves New York at 2:00… Why did you do this to me? Can’t
you see what you’ve done to me?
A: You’re irrational, and I won’t continue this discussion until you’ve
calmed down.
 
Q: Is a whip of black licorice related to a common garter snake?
A: Distantly.
 
Q: Did the dinosaurs ever wear wool fedoras?
A: Don't be an idiot. Wool?
 
Q: Would it be possible to build an exact replica of the Leaning Tower
of Pisa on the planet Mars?
A: Yes, but it would be quite expensive.

 
Q: Will Steve Guttenberg return for the next installment of the “Police Academy” series?
A: We couldn’t find anyone to comment on the matter.
 
Q: Does God fear Himself?
A: Sometimes when it’s especially crowded or when He is stuck in heavy traffic, God becomes extremely angry for no apparent reason, and this disturbs Him.
 
Q: Do you want to know a secret involving Rankin’ Roger from the band General Public?
A: Not really, thanks.
 
Q: Do you forgive Benedict Arnold?
A: Um… the man never did anything to us personally, so we guess we have no beef with him.  Sure.
 
Q: Can you learn to love my conjoined twin?
A: In time, perhaps.
 
Q: So, where did you guys fail out of college?
A: The University of None of Your Damn Business.
 
Q: How am I supposed to live without you, now that I’ve been suckling you for so long?
A: Don’t you want to be a big boy, like Daddy? Daddy sits at the table and eats his food like a big boy.
 
Q: How far would it be from New York City to Los Angeles, in decimeters?
A: Several thousand or more.
 
Q: Does Jellyvision offer a pension plan?
A: Employees never retire from Jellyvision. They are taken out back and shot.
 
Q: Why does Jellyvision smell like that?
A: It’s the ointment.
 
Q:  Aren’t you that guy…?
A:  No, but we get that a lot.
 
Q:  Is there a Jamvision?
A:  Yes, but it contains bits of fruit. And it’s best not to get us started on Marmaladevision.
 
Q:  Hey, who’s that in this picture?
A:  Which picture is that?
 
Q:  The one on the bookshelf. It looks like it’s in a bar.
A:  Oh, yeah. Who are you wondering about?
 
Q:  In the back row.
A:  Aw, come on, there’s like 20 people in that picture.
 
Q:  In the red sweater. Right next to you.
A:  OH! Oh, okay, I’m with you now. Yeah, that’s Jackie. We took “Intro to Mexican Lit” together.
 
Q:  Can I get back issues of the Jellyvision newsletter?
A:  Unfortunately, they’re in the basement, which is guarded by a caribou. We really don’t want to go down there right now.
 
Q:  Will you look this over and get back to me?
A:  You betcha.
 
Q:  So wait, what happened with Dora?
A:  So Peter’s job transfers him to Bahrain. Dora and the kids see him off at the airport,  and Dora wonders what will become of her, since she had secretly fallen in love with the man who she originally married just so she could illegally obtain a green card, and now he was gone. Then Peter runs back in and announces, “It’s cancelled.”
            DORA: “The flight?”
            PETER: “No, the show. Good night, everybody!”
Then the entire cast waves at the camera, which pulls back to reveal the entire soundstage. And that’s how the show ended.
 
Q: Can I use the restroom?
A: I don’t know, CAN you?
 
Q: Will you still love me tomorrow?
A: Still?
 
Q: What are you eating under there?
A: I am not falling for that one again. 

Have you all taken your

Have you all taken your pills? ;)

'Jack' is back. Hot like

'Jack' is back. Hot like fire!

When will we be able to play

When will we be able to play against other people online? Or can we do that already??

I'd like to know that

I'd like to know that myself. That would just be awesome.

I liked "SAQ" or Arnie's

I liked "SAQ" or Arnie's "IRAQ" better then plain ol' "FAQ."

Come on. Clearly: JAQ.

Come on. Clearly: JAQ.

So glad YDKJ is back. It's

So glad YDKJ is back. It's been far too long!

I am SOOOO glad YDKJ is

I am SOOOO glad YDKJ is back!!!! So when is multi-player coming so my sweetie and I can play together again?

Welcome back! Ya think the

Welcome back! Ya think the other forum regulars will show up here?

Long live the Jack. We

Long live the Jack. We demand online warfare!

But the question is, Will

But the question is, Will the Snack Machine still accept by beat up $20s?

Online warfare for the

Online warfare for the masses!

I love the "I Married Dora"

I love the "I Married Dora" reference!

When is You Don't Know Jack:

When is You Don't Know Jack: The Ride II coming out? The masses want to play BINGO again!

Welcome Back! We Missed

Welcome Back! We Missed You! We felt like a jewish mother with too much time on our hands - you never called, or wrote, and would it hurt you to get a haircut?

So what's the plan for upcomming games? We're anxious for a fix of more Jack and Perhaps Acrophobia!

Thanks!

I heart YDKJ.

I heart YDKJ.

Dear Mr Jack, Please get off

Dear Mr Jack, Please get off the ground, screw the water, tag Jill one last time, then get your crown repaired and get your flippin arse back JACK !!!!!

Sooo... I see the 5th

Sooo... I see the 5th Dementia is no longer available. Ah well- I couldn't figure out how to play online using my DSL anyway.

Good to see the Dis or Dat back, though- it's clearly a sign of good things to come.

I second the remark for Jack The Ride II, though- that was such an awesome game, I accidentally played all the levels straight by myself... which prevented me from playing the game against anyone again. C'est la vida loca, I always say.

And Cookie- great to hear you still got the ol' pipes. Was afraid we'd never hear from you again after the ABC show (yeah- I saw it.) Keep up the great work.

My friends and I really

My friends and I really wanted to play YDKJ the other night. My original XL CD is lost forever. If you had a purchase and download option we'd have bought it on the spot. Consider software downloads in the future...

I demand* that the

I demand* that the whiteboard return.





*humbly request*





*demand

Yes, freaking six year

Yes, freaking six year hiatus is long enough. Do something with the freaking product Jellyvision...wait you are doing something with it and Cookie is back. He ROCKS!

Jack is back. No... Not the

Jack is back.

No... Not the one with the big white head selling burgers... The OTHER Jack with the big... White...

OK. I got nothin'.

But glad to see that Jack's back with 100% more better trivia than Yahoo!

if a tree falls in the

if a tree falls in the woods, will i still have to wait in bed to tell you i'll call you sometime?

god, so glad to see that jack is back and better than ever. now to make some more CD games for my pc. DO IT!

I wanna see Jack on

I wanna see Jack on DVD!

Look For an Episode of the YDKJ TV show on Minmooba's Youtube channel!

We need more JACK ATTACKS,

We need more JACK ATTACKS, you should have them like the Dis or Dats, you know daily, come please, please, please. My friends n I really like them.

Seems I did pretty well. It

Seems I did pretty well. It helps that I'm in Germany and doing it before most people though, I think. rüya tabiri evden eve nakliyat ankara nakliyat şarkı sözleri

YA jack attacks rock more is

YA jack attacks rock more is better

Jack in ONLY fun as

Jack in ONLY fun as multiplayer. I used to play it all the time with my friends and was excited to see it had returned. Now I am disappointed again. Oh well, will check back in a few months to see if multiplayer has returned. If I wanted to play with myself, it doesn't require registration :(

Firstly, Jack is... not jack

Firstly, Jack is... not jack in...

Secondly, it's fun in as much as it's entertaining... yes, I miss screwing my neighbour, but that's mostly because I don't get to do that enough in real life... other than that, I'm happy with what jellyvision are doing. I mean, it's free here damn it, you want multiplayer, buy some of the games they're desperately pimping in most of the banners. Quit your bitching (he says while bitching).

All the games are fine but

All the games are fine but the trivia games are the ones keeping me on this site every day. My daughter started to play as well and I must say she's better than me. Oh, the young generation...
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Mary-Anne Davis, soft bucuresti affiliate.

Glad to see YDKJ back.

Glad to see YDKJ back. NWWA! Tranlation: Now We Want AcroPhobia!!!!!

Awesomeness and cream

Awesomeness and cream cheese! I'm so glad Jack's back. I whiled away many years of my childhood with these random questions and plan to do the same with a fair amount of my adulthood. Cookie nice to hear from you again - sorry the ABC thing didn't work out so well. You guys know if you ever need material we are always willing to help! I would also like to see Acrophobia return but Coned Took Pray Spliff Course Pinned-Up Mouse. (Don't look a gift horse in the mouth?)

Glad to see YDKJ

Glad to see YDKJ back.

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