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Oh... hold on a second... I’m just collating these fliers about how we’re using too much paper... ok there. Hey... It’s Earth Day! It’s important to respect and protect our planet because it’s the only one we’ve got. % For now. But as soon as we figure out how to colonize other planets, it’ll be screw you Earth, I’m outta here. And if I have a say, I think the next planet we live on should have longer years, so that we don’t have to celebrate, you know, Neptune Day as often as we celebrate Earth Day. So... I’m going to list off seven possible future planet celebrations. For each I want you to tell me if # we’d celebrate it less often than Earth Day, you know, because the planet takes longer to revolve around the sun, or # we’d celebrate it more often than Earth Day because the planet has a shorter revolution period than Earth. If it’s % less often than Earth Day # press 1. If it’s % more often than Earth Day # press 2. Right answers will get you $250. % But answer wrong and we’ll take that money and throw it in a landfill. % I can’t spare all day on this game, but I will give you 30 seconds. % Let’s go! Questions: Saturn Day Venus Day ex-planet Pluto Day Neptune Day Mercury Day Jupiter Day
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
You know, it's funny. YourSubmitted by Ryulong on Mon, 2008-04-21 23:18.
You know, it's funny. Your post earlier just said "I hope you people know your facts about Earth Day." Somehow, that second and third sentence appeared out of nowhere! This was an easy dis or dat.Submitted by geetarcharlie17 on Tue, 2008-04-22 00:13.
This was an easy dis or dat. Whoever seriously cheats on this one either needs to go back to 1st grade or probably pick up a book that has "Our Solar System...you dumbass" on the cover. For you honest players, whether or not you know your planets, and didn't get 7/7...well, at least you tried. Gosh...WWEFR, if your intellect is somewhat great...you wouldn't cheat now, would you? You're polluting the internet with your stinkin' antics. Leave Earth and get fatally FUCKED in Ur-anus. "Don't feed the troll..." I know. -- sorry, I had to do it this time. He's such a prick. I don't know what's funnier.Submitted by Tybron on Tue, 2008-04-22 19:01.
I don't know what's funnier. The dumbass antics of WWEFanRulz, or the fact that people are actually throwing fits over a Big Board of Fake Winnings on the Internet. Jellyvision has never announced a real prize for anyone on the scoreboard and I doubt they ever will. Even if they do at some point have a promotion I'm sure they'll take cheating into account anyway, so what's the big deal? You Don't Know Jack: Serious Business. Erm. It's not about realSubmitted by bobtheinsane on Tue, 2008-05-13 07:54.
Erm. It's not about real prizes or I even expect it's about "win"/"lose". I think it's about the fact that this is meant to be fun. And people trolling and feeling the need to desperately "win" by pathetically cheating is a tad detrimental to the community and the element of fun. *shrugs* but I don't know jack... It's kind of funny how he'sSubmitted by Esuohlim on Tue, 2008-04-22 00:18.
It's kind of funny how he's telling us that we need to know our facts about Earth Day when, uh, you don't. And it's kind of funny how he isn't sure he spelled "intellect" right. Hell everything's kind of funny, isn't it I hope you know that thisSubmitted by Ouroboros0427 on Tue, 2008-04-22 01:06.
I hope you know that this DoD has nothing to do with "Earth Day", but rather with astrophysics. Your intellect is obviously lacking...for the rest of your life. *temporarily ignoring herSubmitted by Merricat on Wed, 2008-04-23 10:25.
*temporarily ignoring her own resolution to not even acknowledge Le Trolle* No one's this stupid. It's got to be a Jellyvision "mole", just to see how long people will buy into it. Gotta be. This had nothing to do aboutSubmitted by Tonino on Sun, 2008-04-27 17:36.
This had nothing to do about Earth Day you douchebag! It had to do with the solary system and getting 7/7 is easy for non-cheaters. All you have to know is that Mercury and Venus have shorter years, the rest longer. Too bad you had to cheat to get all 7 though. [Submitted by WWEFanRulz onSubmitted by sinusoidally on Mon, 2008-04-21 23:16.
[Submitted by WWEFanRulz on Mon, 2008-04-21 23:06. Woooo! While Cheaty McCheaterson is playing his cheat rounds, I snuck in with a 7/7. 1/3 . . . for now, although I think this one may be easy pickings for anyone who ever built those wire & styrofoam solar systems back in school. Also? Mars needs more zambonis. I'm just saying . . . Hey dude go recycle someSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Mon, 2008-04-21 23:16.
Hey dude go recycle some sandles or some sh** you idiot! Surely, with your incredibleSubmitted by videogamer810 on Tue, 2008-04-22 06:17.
Surely, with your incredible intellect (sp!) you could come up with a much more clever insult than that. For all of your intellectSubmitted by Starblade on Tue, 2008-04-22 08:00.
For all of your intellect you couldn't spell "sandals" right? ;) Hey yourself, quit braggingSubmitted by Tybron on Tue, 2008-04-22 19:03.
Hey yourself, quit bragging about your cheating antics on a Flash comedy game show on the Internet and actually, you know, get a social life. You're actually making other cheaters (those that shut up and just keep a high score silently) look bad in comparison. Ugh, I completely bombedSubmitted by mochaloca85 on Mon, 2008-04-21 23:56.
Ugh, I completely bombed this one. Guess that's why I'm not an astronomer. What? No both? ... Yeah, goSubmitted by Luckybot777 on Tue, 2008-04-22 00:47.
What? No both? ... Yeah, go ahead and slap me now =) ~DELI They're sandals worn bySubmitted by Lirael on Tue, 2008-04-22 02:50.
They're sandals worn by morons. ok, seriously, that was theSubmitted by nikki on Tue, 2008-04-22 01:24.
ok, seriously, that was the easiest one ever...you just had to remember than pneumonic: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas :) And here I thought it wasSubmitted by sinusoidally on Tue, 2008-04-22 02:10.
And here I thought it was "Marvin Victor Eats Many Jelly Sandwiches Under Nuclear Plants". Although I guess it's "Marvin Victor Eats Many Jelly Sandwiches Under Nuclear" now . . . The pneumonic I was told wasSubmitted by Aussie Shelia on Tue, 2008-04-22 02:19.
The pneumonic I was told was 'My Very Easy Memory Jingle Seems Useful Naming Planets'. But without Pluto, it just doesn't work. Dammit, I miss Pluto... I've chosen to remember itSubmitted by MSTieScott on Tue, 2008-04-22 02:45.
I've chosen to remember it as, "Marrying voluptuous elephants meshes just swell under Nate's plans." Sorry -- played these two days back-to-back. LOL :D Now THAT's funnierSubmitted by Angst on Tue, 2008-04-22 03:48.
LOL :D ~Angst~ PS: Pluto is now a dwarf planet, right? So, my question is: How did the dwarfs beat us there? :/ PS: Pluto is now a dwarfSubmitted by shma on Tue, 2008-04-22 09:29.
PS: Pluto is now a dwarf planet, right? So, my question is: How did the dwarfs beat us there? :/ Interplanetary dwarf tossing. HA! MSTieScott for theSubmitted by sinusoidally on Tue, 2008-04-22 10:19.
HA! MSTieScott for the win. (And shma for VP) The new mnemonic, whichSubmitted by Lirael on Tue, 2008-04-22 02:49.
The new mnemonic, which includes poor old Pluto (now demoted to dwarf planet) along with Ceres and Eris, is My Very Exciting Magic Carpet Just Sailed Under Nine Palace Elephants. Which kind of reminds me of Tiny... "Pneumonic?" That's got toSubmitted by Angst on Tue, 2008-04-22 04:58.
"Pneumonic?" That's got to do with lungs right? ;) I think you're thinking ofSubmitted by videogamer810 on Tue, 2008-04-22 06:20.
I think you're thinking of the word Pneumatic. Then you didn't notice thatSubmitted by NPLDart on Tue, 2008-04-22 05:15.
Then you didn't notice that one of them was backwards, on the wrong side of Earth, given the length of its year? :) I got my buttons allSubmitted by njeyeguy on Tue, 2008-04-22 05:01.
I got my buttons all confused. I can't believe this. It's amazing I'm not in last. I did the same with SaturnSubmitted by Starblade on Tue, 2008-04-22 08:00.
I did the same with Saturn Day. I didn't care enough to retry, though. That almost screwed me upSubmitted by sinusoidally on Tue, 2008-04-22 10:22.
That almost screwed me up too. It was very evil of them to put the outer planets on the left (the 1 key) and the inner planets on the right (2 key) . . . it forces the brain to read the planets right to left instead of left to right. Or something. DANG IT DANG IT DANG IT! TheSubmitted by Umandsf on Tue, 2008-04-22 06:39.
DANG IT DANG IT DANG IT! The window wasn't active, so I lost precious seconds, and when I clicked to activate it, I accidentally click on a wrong answer. This should have been ridiculously easy (and it was) but that trouble gave me...well, trouble. I got hung up on Venus for aSubmitted by dj HaQ on Tue, 2008-04-22 07:54.
I got hung up on Venus for a bit. Still... 7/7. But man, time wasted. Horrible! 2/7! I knowSubmitted by morrisgeorgee on Tue, 2008-04-22 08:34.
Horrible! 2/7! I know nothing about our planets rotations. Revolutions. You made itSubmitted by Esuohlim on Tue, 2008-04-22 09:35.
Revolutions. You made it hard for yourself. 6/7. Cookie I hope we allSubmitted by njsykora on Tue, 2008-04-22 08:51.
6/7. Cookie I hope we all get to visit Uranus someday. Unbelievable how it took meSubmitted by retroman28 on Tue, 2008-04-22 09:40.
Unbelievable how it took me 2 in to understand what the hell was going on. Where the hell did I leave my brain today? Astronomy is one of my favorite things. A totally deserved 5/7 - 120/140. Someone get me the dunce cap please. I think that dunce capSubmitted by Tiffany on Tue, 2008-04-22 13:51.
I think that dunce cap belongs to me now... I honestly had nooo idea what was going on until i listened to it again! I'm even in an astronomy class! 7/7 - 49/162 - $3536 - NotSubmitted by Devinoch on Tue, 2008-04-22 09:48.
7/7 - 49/162 - $3536 - Not only does Mars need women, so do I... anyone? Anyone? Got the same score as _rulezSubmitted by sioker on Tue, 2008-04-22 10:34.
Got the same score as _rulez and I didn't even hafta cheat!! 7/7 I think a DisorDat about theSubmitted by ekweizn on Tue, 2008-04-22 11:42.
I think a DisorDat about the length of [Planet] Day in comparison to Earth Day would have been a better blend of trivia/comedy. Venus Day would be the most terrible, I think--not only would it be 243 times longer than Earth Day, but fighting global warming/greenhouse gas emissions would be pretty demoralizing (460 degrees C, 96.5% carbon dioxide in atmosphere). science nerds.... I hateSubmitted by cooper on Tue, 2008-04-22 12:05.
science nerds.... Yup, all that knowledge ofSubmitted by ekweizn on Tue, 2008-04-22 12:21.
Yup, all that knowledge of English literature and history helped you get on the internet. what about the scienceSubmitted by Tiffany on Tue, 2008-04-22 13:53.
what about the science nerds? They must have found teh internet somehow.... waaaait Bill Gates was a science nerd, huh? WAIT I'm sorry, Al Gore created the internet, hahahaha. To be fair, Al Gore (whoSubmitted by ekweizn on Tue, 2008-04-22 16:53.
To be fair, Al Gore (who never claimed to have invented the internet) was as vital as anyone in the development of the internet. I simply assumed that allSubmitted by furrykef on Tue, 2008-04-22 15:07.
I simply assumed that all planets travel at the same speed, and therefore that the closest planets will have shorter years and the more distant ones will have longer years. Whether or not they do, it gives the right answers for this DisOrDat. And then all you gotta know is that Mercury and Venus are the only two planets closer to the Earth than we are. - Kef 7/7 Woot! I won't lie, I wasSubmitted by yeah and that on Tue, 2008-04-22 19:43.
7/7 Woot! I won't lie, I was worried about this one until I realized that you just have to remember the planet orders, and since we are [in fact] the 3rd rock from the sun... Just worry about our 2 'warmer' friends. |
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I hope you people know your
I hope you people know your facts about Earth Day. Yeah my intellect (sp) is somewhat great. Score: $4267 ranking: 1/6....for now.