Thursday, June 17, 2010
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We told you so.

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Monday, September 22, 2008
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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Friday, September 19, 2008
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Party like it's Jack 99.
 
Monday, April 16, 2007
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And on the seventh day, Jack was arrested.
Thursday, January 1, 1970
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Monday, April 21, 2008
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Nate's Final Episode
 
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
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A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
Friday, May 16, 2008
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Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
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Pants Suits
Oh... hold on a second... I’m just collating these fliers about how we’re using too much paper... ok there. Hey... It’s Earth Day! It’s important to respect and protect our planet because it’s the only one we’ve got. % For now. But as soon as we figure out how to colonize other planets, it’ll be screw you Earth, I’m outta here. And if I have a say, I think the next planet we live on should have longer years, so that we don’t have to celebrate, you know, Neptune Day as often as we celebrate Earth Day. So... I’m going to list off seven possible future planet celebrations. For each I want you to tell me if # we’d celebrate it less often than Earth Day, you know, because the planet takes longer to revolve around the sun, or # we’d celebrate it more often than Earth Day because the planet has a shorter revolution period than Earth. If it’s % less often than Earth Day # press 1. If it’s % more often than Earth Day # press 2. Right answers will get you $250. % But answer wrong and we’ll take that money and throw it in a landfill. % I can’t spare all day on this game, but I will give you 30 seconds. % Let’s go! Questions: Saturn Day Venus Day ex-planet Pluto Day Neptune Day Mercury Day Jupiter Day
  Moose. Floppy nose moose.

I hope you people know your

I hope you people know your facts about Earth Day. Yeah my intellect (sp) is somewhat great. Score: $4267 ranking: 1/6....for now.

You know, it's funny. Your

You know, it's funny. Your post earlier just said "I hope you people know your facts about Earth Day." Somehow, that second and third sentence appeared out of nowhere!

This was an easy dis or dat.

This was an easy dis or dat. Whoever seriously cheats on this one either needs to go back to 1st grade or probably pick up a book that has "Our Solar System...you dumbass" on the cover.

For you honest players, whether or not you know your planets, and didn't get 7/7...well, at least you tried.

Gosh...WWEFR, if your intellect is somewhat great...you wouldn't cheat now, would you? You're polluting the internet with your stinkin' antics. Leave Earth and get fatally FUCKED in Ur-anus.

"Don't feed the troll..." I know. -- sorry, I had to do it this time. He's such a prick.

I don't know what's funnier.

I don't know what's funnier. The dumbass antics of WWEFanRulz, or the fact that people are actually throwing fits over a Big Board of Fake Winnings on the Internet. Jellyvision has never announced a real prize for anyone on the scoreboard and I doubt they ever will. Even if they do at some point have a promotion I'm sure they'll take cheating into account anyway, so what's the big deal?

You Don't Know Jack: Serious Business.

Erm. It's not about real

Erm. It's not about real prizes or I even expect it's about "win"/"lose". I think it's about the fact that this is meant to be fun. And people trolling and feeling the need to desperately "win" by pathetically cheating is a tad detrimental to the community and the element of fun.

*shrugs* but I don't know jack...

It's kind of funny how he's

It's kind of funny how he's telling us that we need to know our facts about Earth Day when, uh, you don't.

And it's kind of funny how he isn't sure he spelled "intellect" right.

Hell everything's kind of funny, isn't it

I hope you know that this

I hope you know that this DoD has nothing to do with "Earth Day", but rather with astrophysics. Your intellect is obviously lacking...for the rest of your life.

..don't feed the troll

..don't feed the troll

Yeah but it's funny

Yeah but it's funny

*temporarily ignoring her

*temporarily ignoring her own resolution to not even acknowledge Le Trolle*

No one's this stupid. It's got to be a Jellyvision "mole", just to see how long people will buy into it. Gotta be.

This had nothing to do about

This had nothing to do about Earth Day you douchebag! It had to do with the solary system and getting 7/7 is easy for non-cheaters. All you have to know is that Mercury and Venus have shorter years, the rest longer. Too bad you had to cheat to get all 7 though.

[Submitted by WWEFanRulz on

[Submitted by WWEFanRulz on Mon, 2008-04-21 23:06.
I hope you people know your facts about Earth Day.]

Woooo! While Cheaty McCheaterson is playing his cheat rounds, I snuck in with a 7/7. 1/3 . . . for now, although I think this one may be easy pickings for anyone who ever built those wire & styrofoam solar systems back in school.

Also? Mars needs more zambonis. I'm just saying . . .

Hey dude go recycle some

Hey dude go recycle some sandles or some sh** you idiot!

Surely, with your incredible

Surely, with your incredible intellect (sp!) you could come up with a much more clever insult than that.

For all of your intellect

For all of your intellect you couldn't spell "sandals" right? ;)

Hey yourself, quit bragging

Hey yourself, quit bragging about your cheating antics on a Flash comedy game show on the Internet and actually, you know, get a social life.

You're actually making other cheaters (those that shut up and just keep a high score silently) look bad in comparison.

Ugh, I completely bombed

Ugh, I completely bombed this one. Guess that's why I'm not an astronomer.

What? No both? ... Yeah, go

What? No both?

... Yeah, go ahead and slap me now =)

~DELI

What are 'sandles'?

What are 'sandles'?

They're sandals worn by

They're sandals worn by morons.

ok, seriously, that was the

ok, seriously, that was the easiest one ever...you just had to remember than pneumonic:

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas :)

And here I thought it was

And here I thought it was "Marvin Victor Eats Many Jelly Sandwiches Under Nuclear Plants".

Although I guess it's "Marvin Victor Eats Many Jelly Sandwiches Under Nuclear" now . . .

The pneumonic I was told was

The pneumonic I was told was 'My Very Easy Memory Jingle Seems Useful Naming Planets'. But without Pluto, it just doesn't work. Dammit, I miss Pluto...

I've chosen to remember it

I've chosen to remember it as, "Marrying voluptuous elephants meshes just swell under Nate's plans."

Sorry -- played these two days back-to-back.

LOL :D Now THAT's funnier

LOL :D
Now THAT's funnier than the entire episode. Bravo, MSTieScott, Bravo.

~Angst~

PS: Pluto is now a dwarf planet, right? So, my question is: How did the dwarfs beat us there? :/

PS: Pluto is now a dwarf

PS: Pluto is now a dwarf planet, right? So, my question is: How did the dwarfs beat us there? :/

Interplanetary dwarf tossing.

HA! MSTieScott for the

HA! MSTieScott for the win.

(And shma for VP)

The new mnemonic, which

The new mnemonic, which includes poor old Pluto (now demoted to dwarf planet) along with Ceres and Eris, is My Very Exciting Magic Carpet Just Sailed Under Nine Palace Elephants. Which kind of reminds me of Tiny...

"Pneumonic?" That's got to

"Pneumonic?" That's got to do with lungs right? ;)
I fondly remember that William Gibson cyberpunk novel adaptation "Johnny Pneumonic"... ;)

I think you're thinking of

I think you're thinking of the word Pneumatic.

Then you didn't notice that

Then you didn't notice that one of them was backwards, on the wrong side of Earth, given the length of its year? :)

I got my buttons all

I got my buttons all confused. I can't believe this. It's amazing I'm not in last.

I did the same with Saturn

I did the same with Saturn Day. I didn't care enough to retry, though.

That almost screwed me up

That almost screwed me up too. It was very evil of them to put the outer planets on the left (the 1 key) and the inner planets on the right (2 key) . . . it forces the brain to read the planets right to left instead of left to right.

Or something.

DANG IT DANG IT DANG IT! The

DANG IT DANG IT DANG IT! The window wasn't active, so I lost precious seconds, and when I clicked to activate it, I accidentally click on a wrong answer. This should have been ridiculously easy (and it was) but that trouble gave me...well, trouble.

I got hung up on Venus for a

I got hung up on Venus for a bit. Still... 7/7. But man, time wasted.

Horrible! 2/7! I know

Horrible! 2/7! I know nothing about our planets rotations.

Revolutions. You made it

Revolutions. You made it hard for yourself.

6/7. Cookie I hope we all

6/7.

Cookie I hope we all get to visit Uranus someday.

Unbelievable how it took me

Unbelievable how it took me 2 in to understand what the hell was going on. Where the hell did I leave my brain today? Astronomy is one of my favorite things. A totally deserved 5/7 - 120/140. Someone get me the dunce cap please.

I think that dunce cap

I think that dunce cap belongs to me now... I honestly had nooo idea what was going on until i listened to it again! I'm even in an astronomy class!

7/7 - 49/162 - $3536 - Not

7/7 - 49/162 - $3536 - Not only does Mars need women, so do I... anyone? Anyone?

Got the same score as _rulez

Got the same score as _rulez and I didn't even hafta cheat!! 7/7

I think a DisorDat about the

I think a DisorDat about the length of [Planet] Day in comparison to Earth Day would have been a better blend of trivia/comedy.

Venus Day would be the most terrible, I think--not only would it be 243 times longer than Earth Day, but fighting global warming/greenhouse gas emissions would be pretty demoralizing (460 degrees C, 96.5% carbon dioxide in atmosphere).

science nerds.... I hate

science nerds....
I hate science

Yup, all that knowledge of

Yup, all that knowledge of English literature and history helped you get on the internet.

what about the science

what about the science nerds? They must have found teh internet somehow.... waaaait Bill Gates was a science nerd, huh? WAIT I'm sorry, Al Gore created the internet, hahahaha.

To be fair, Al Gore (who

To be fair, Al Gore (who never claimed to have invented the internet) was as vital as anyone in the development of the internet.

I simply assumed that all

I simply assumed that all planets travel at the same speed, and therefore that the closest planets will have shorter years and the more distant ones will have longer years. Whether or not they do, it gives the right answers for this DisOrDat. And then all you gotta know is that Mercury and Venus are the only two planets closer to the Earth than we are.

- Kef

7/7 Woot! I won't lie, I was

7/7 Woot! I won't lie, I was worried about this one until I realized that you just have to remember the planet orders, and since we are [in fact] the 3rd rock from the sun... Just worry about our 2 'warmer' friends.

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